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Old 30.08.2007, 16:12
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Re: Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

personal weapon for Dr Malicious ...

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Old 30.08.2007, 16:17
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Not that your plan is formidable already, but what about a distinguishing characteristic like a twitching eye or something?
Or interest in *drum roll* the snakes from within *drum roll*...
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Old 30.08.2007, 16:57
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Name: Dr. Malicious
Beautiful female companion: Delicious Malicious
Evil Henchmen: Malicious Militia
Evil weapon: The Malice-a-tron.
Evil liar: Malicious Manson.
Sorry if someone has already come up with this one, but with this setup you clearly need a bumbling chief henchman who you take out all your frustrations on, may i suggest "Timmy Malice" ?
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Old 30.08.2007, 23:53
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Sorry if someone has already come up with this one, but with this setup you clearly need a bumbling chief henchman who you take out all your frustrations on, may i suggest "Timmy Malice" ?
Or, ...... Malodour Malicious ?
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Old 31.08.2007, 10:25
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Re: Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

Was just looking for material for swissmiss200s thread, and found these, ideal for you! Just what you need to get you started for your plan, some examples







See the thread at
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/come...osters-for.php
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Old 31.08.2007, 13:24
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Re: Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

As word of the evil plans of Dr. Malicious spread France announces a security alert.
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Old 07.09.2007, 21:00
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Re: Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

1. Need to think up a good Head boss name, like Dr Evil
Abduct some marketing guys, they'll create a whole bunch of names to confuse the enemy.
2. Need to build a secret base, preferably close to a train station and not too far from Zurich so I don't have to get up early to get into work.
Build it under the Selnau station, your underlings won't attract attention in Paddy Reilly's, Talacker Bar and Subway.
3. Need to buy a white cat and practice being bald.
Shouldn't be a problem as recently a number of members with cat avatars has joined the forum.
4. Need to develop an obvious weakness, e.g. scared of Geraniums, or my own reflection etc.
A pathological urge to wear sunglasses?
5. Need to design a super weapon with a little digital countdown and hire deformed psychotics to man it.
I suggest a laser weapon. Devastatin' Zip Zapper sounds good to me.

Also you need an arch nemesis with whom you have something in common, plus several other enemies...
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Old 08.09.2007, 07:59
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Re: Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

I think we need a preamble to set the scene as to why you are maliciously evil :

A happy trolley pusher in a well known London hospital & fanatical chess player, your personal past caught up with you when you discovered that you had a love child in the Phillipines.
You tried to ignore this for more than 7 years, every day it gnawed at you, until the mother threatened cour action. Having made desperate attempts & casting around on many internet forums, you finally recognised the child who gained UK citizenship.
The ongoing demands for money & CSA payments finally drove you to flee the country & set up a new persona as a hi-tech consultant & interweb guru on such subjects as ionised water, crapping & global weather systems.
Convinced of your personal superiority, you felt smug in your newly created persona, until one day you came along an anti-bullshit team called EF. Led principally by two mysterious characters going by the pseudonyms Shorrick & ExoticLactic, you found that your personal Tower of Babel was being dismantled brick by brick.
Just as you felt that nothing could get worse, your angst filled teenage love child, Javo suddenly reappeared in your life. Pridfeul, self opinionated & full of the proverbial, Javo appears to be a real threat within your inner ring.
These are the events that have lead you to finding a new lair somewhere in the mountains. Your first target for retribution are that little village just outside Manilla & of course the CSA.
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Old 13.11.2007, 13:31
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Re: Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

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Well, if the whole evil genius plan to take over the world doesn't work out for you. . I've always wanted a personal assistant

They do have these incredible concrete creations in Vienna left over from the war, perhaps they would work as an super evil lair.

Are the Mickey Mouse ears on the top of the structure dead giveaways?
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Old 14.11.2007, 13:41
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Re: Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

I'd like to volunteer to be a deformed psychotic henchman. I have no experience of being a henchman, but fulfill the other job requirements.
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Old 14.11.2007, 13:54
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Re: Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

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I'd like to volunteer to be a deformed psychotic henchman. I have no experience of being a henchman, but fulfill the other job requirements.
You should prepare in advance for the key interview questions...

1. What is your one vulnerability that will be exploited by the good guys..?

and

2. What is your obscure special fighting move / weapon of choice...?
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Old 14.11.2007, 14:17
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I'd like to volunteer to be a deformed psychotic henchman. I have no experience of being a henchman, but fulfill the other job requirements.
3) don't forget to smoke, holding the cigarette between your ring finger and little finger

4) always start your interogation with "we know who you are.... and what you have done" using a strong German accent
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Re: Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
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Re: Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

Ok,

Dr Swisstaxi ?

Location.....The Ice Age museum in Lucerne....already cunningly disguised as a hole in the ground with big marbles..

Nervous Twitch is similar to that displayed when the bill arrives over here.

Physical - the half inch neatly trimmed beard with a section missing under the bottom lip....never have worked this one out.

Pet - An old english sheepdog.....the hair shed will drive them mad...devious huh ?

Masterplan - Flushing of toilet en-masse after 10pm......the signal to rise up and wash your car on the street.....whilst making eye contact......the world is ours

But until my leader presses both buttons on the toilet it's back to laundry in the scariest cellar ever....lots of dark stained panelling and dank rooms unlit in all directions....but the worse is the washer with a drum akin to Ben & Jerrys icecream drum...only smaller....complete with electric on a 1fr for 10 min timer.....oh joy joy...happy...joy !!!
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Old 07.08.2008, 15:18
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Re: Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

I see you've started recruiting, I may be interested, do you offer health insurance?
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I see you've started recruiting, I may be interested, do you offer health insurance?
*Just* beat me to it
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Old 07.08.2008, 15:52
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I see you've started recruiting, I may be interested, do you offer health insurance?
As anyone actually applied to that?
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Old 07.08.2008, 15:55
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As anyone actually applied to that?
Nope not yet
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Re: Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

I have. The role and organisation are pretty similar to my current one but the salary on offer seems better, as do the chances of promotion.
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Old 07.08.2008, 16:31
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From which I deduce that even super villains have problems fending off recruitment agents.
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