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Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

My job is currently extremely rubbish and everyday I have to skip happily into the corporation doors of doom, pretending I care about my Performance indicators and that my boss is really the champion of all things sugary and fluffy.

So I have decided its time to set my own Personal goals...
...I need a cunning plan to take over the world so that I can happily live off Champagne and Twiglets for the rest of my life.
Who's with me and how the hell can I achieve it.
I am thinking a 5 step plan here

1. Need to think up a good Head boss name, like Dr Evil
2. Need to build a secret base, preferably close to a train station and not too far from Zurich so I don't have to get up early to get into work.
3. Need to buy a white cat and practice being bald.
4. Need to develop an obvious weakness, e.g. scared of Geraniums, or my own reflection etc.
5. Need to design a super weapon with a little digital countdown and hire deformed psychotics to man it.

Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
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