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Swiss Dictionary

Let's start a list of German (or French, Italian, Romansch) words and their alternative Swiss definitions in English.....

Genau - an indigenous Swiss Wilderbeast
Oder - a bad smell
Oerlikon - a young child attending nursery in Millwall, London
Stimmt - a Swiss fresh-mint (can help with oders from one's mouth)
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Ausfahrt - a noisy smell in Australia
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Wankdorf - the result of having received the cheapest item on the menu on a street corner in a red light district
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Wankdorf - the result of having received the cheapest item on the menu on a street corner in a red light district
I always thought Wankdorf was a premium service in a highly upper class brothel.

Olten - small town in Hampshire
Aargau - Northern Irish female relative
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Mies, a name I call myself.
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Mies, a name I call myself.
I thought you'd be more this

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Fahr a long long way to go..
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Egg - it feels like living in a yolk
Sie lauft selbst oder fahrt der Rad - short for "she laughed seldom or (needless to translate) odour like a rat"
Rathaus - that's were all the rodents live
Autobahn - it means you are automatically banned
Bis bald! - apparently provocative term for somone who lost hair
Bratwurst - worst kind of brat you ever met

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