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Old 24.06.2011, 18:07
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not having the best of days.. fell face first into a pile of herbs.. doctor says im going to be parsley sighted for life
You should sue. You'll be minted.

No rush though. You'll have plenty of thyme on your hands.
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Old 24.06.2011, 18:08
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This thread is going to Spirali out of control!

But it helps me to pasta time away in the office.
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Old 24.06.2011, 18:08
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You should sue. You'll be minted.

No rush though. You'll have plenty of thyme on your hands.



Thyme is money!
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Old 24.06.2011, 18:14
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

i thought i heard the bee gees singing inside my fridge yesterday.. turns out it was just the chives talking...
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Old 24.06.2011, 18:18
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

I got arrested for harrassing the ex-President of South Africa to give me a new wing mirror.

Turns out I should have been asking the Nissan main dealer.
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Old 24.06.2011, 18:23
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

I thought this thread might not go so well. But it's not bad. Soba so good.
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Old 24.06.2011, 18:30
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

I just learned a secret from a baker: Collie flour is the main ingredient of dog biscuits. T'was all very hush hush, on a knead-to-know basis.
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Old 24.06.2011, 18:35
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..must admit im feeling cannelloni right now
Sorry to hear your bad news Monkeynut. But I think you're making a bit of a meal of it.
If you're feeling lonely right now why not telephone a friend? Whenever I'm feeling down I rigatoni (from Durum).
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Old 24.06.2011, 18:47
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

Can a mod please move this to a forum where we can groan...
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Old 24.06.2011, 19:12
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Can a mod please move this to a forum where we can groan...
Oh come on Carlos, Monkeynut's got a lot on his plate.
Imagine if it was you and your wife said "Pasta la vista" to you.
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Old 24.06.2011, 19:38
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

Some of you are just so damn pici ... very soon this thread is going to be capunti
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Old 24.06.2011, 20:10
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

Mushroom left for any other kind of yolk ?
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

Past her- who was behind?
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

Forgive me for being dense, but is this thread real? Then I will have to add my two pennes.
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Old 24.06.2011, 20:17
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

Some old girlfriend curd have bean Miso..
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Old 24.06.2011, 20:54
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

43% of british men can't see their pennes when.....eating.

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..must admit im feeling cannelloni right now
as non-native english speaker I thought first the joke was on "filling cannelloni" right now.......
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Old 24.06.2011, 21:06
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I thought she was joking.........................then i saw her face.
I'm a believer!

(I've always liked Neil Diamond)

Meanwhile, when my daughter was much younger, I asked her what she had for lunch at a friend's house.

"Angry Pens" was the answer.

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