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Old 24.06.2011, 16:00
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Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

..must admit im feeling cannelloni right now
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Old 24.06.2011, 16:03
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

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Whose noodles did you touch?
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Old 24.06.2011, 17:20
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

Stop being Fusilli!
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

Take revenge - the Penne is mightier than the sword!
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Old 24.06.2011, 17:25
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

Did she tagliatelle?
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Old 24.06.2011, 17:25
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

I'm not going to farfalle for this crap.
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Old 24.06.2011, 17:26
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

It's a hard gnocchi life.
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Old 24.06.2011, 17:26
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

Where's the groan button when you need it?

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Old 24.06.2011, 17:27
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

Just get a new lasagne should feel a bit better.
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Old 24.06.2011, 17:29
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

think im unlucky.. first wife left me because of my obsession with The Monkees.

I thought she was joking.........................then i saw her face.
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Old 24.06.2011, 17:30
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

This thread is going to Spirali out of control!
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Old 24.06.2011, 17:35
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Watch it macaroni jealous!
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Old 24.06.2011, 17:39
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It's not a spätzli bad.





That's all the pastaapuns I can think of right now, though I might try to lisce some off the internet.
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Old 24.06.2011, 17:43
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Watch it macaroni jealous!
Rigatoni gonna make you an offer you can't refuse?
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Old 24.06.2011, 17:44
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

If you feel down and no more taste for pasta, hang in there, tomorrow the sun will rice again.
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That's all the pastaapuns I can think of right now, though I might try to lisce some off the internet.
It's limited unless you start branching out into sauce then, hey pesto!
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Old 24.06.2011, 17:48
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

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Looks like it's pasta the sell by date.
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Old 24.06.2011, 17:49
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

I had this obsession with Tom Jones, so I went to the doctor and asked if I was abnormal.

He said it's not unusual.
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Old 24.06.2011, 18:02
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

not having the best of days.. fell face first into a pile of herbs.. doctor says im going to be parsley sighted for life
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Old 24.06.2011, 18:05
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Re: Wife just left me for touching up pasta..

My wife was complaining that I don't know enough about History.

I told her it's just one thing after another.
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