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Old 29.07.2011, 16:37
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But beer is certainly better drunk in a threesome or more... You are free to join the festivities!
@Ouchboy...Too bad you will be in Japan....awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

@Helm : Threesome ? You need to pick your words carefully...especially when you know beer is going to be involved.


PS: I only see a plus and a beer in the pics.......need to re-look from home.
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Old 29.07.2011, 16:39
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@Helm : Threesome ? You need to pick your words carefully...especially when you know beer is going to be involved.


yeah I think the one she is describing is the wrong kind of teamwork....
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Old 29.07.2011, 16:46
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Anywho....so who decides the time and place ?
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Old 29.07.2011, 17:12
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you guys are a blast ^^

Tranformers might be nice with the freaking big robots, but not only did they made a Porsche (the most pitiful car ever invented, made exclusively for guys with small pricks)
I feel offended
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Old 29.07.2011, 17:13
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I really don't care... It only needs to be at a walking distance to the train/bus... It's also a good excuse to get to know the comic book stores in Zürich ^^
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Old 29.07.2011, 17:17
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So, I guess from the lack of answer to my SS Voyager picture, I have valiantly fought and won the war.

When am I getting my victory beer?
You only beat Ashy...but thne don't we all

Yes ships are "female" only cos they have to be told what to do, where to go and all have had countless men inside them...
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Old 29.07.2011, 17:18
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I feel offended
Awwwwwwwwwwwww don't be Legs... Nothing personal against you... You know the Car seller joke?


A guys walks into a auto-stand. The seller shows his newest models around.

"So, I guess you know about our special offer this summer?"
"No, what is it?"
"Acoording to the size of our clients prick, we have some nice discounts to offer"
"Oh really?"
"Oh yes. So would you consider yourself in the Volkswagen (over 20 cm) group?"
"Um no..."
"Opel (over 15 cm)?"
"No... not really?"
"BMW?"
"..."
The seller asks politely the client to get his pants down. He went out with a free Porsche.
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Old 29.07.2011, 17:19
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You only beat Ashy...but thne don't we all

Yes ships are "female" only cos they have to be told what to do, where to go and all have had countless men inside them...


I'm repping that....
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Old 29.07.2011, 17:24
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You only beat Ashy...but thne don't we all

Yes ships are "female" only cos they have to be told what to do, where to go and all have had countless men inside them...
well played staying clear of using the word seaman ....
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Old 29.07.2011, 17:25
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Yes ships are "female" only cos they have to be told what to do, where to go and all have had countless men inside them...
Yet, with so many free rides on this world's ships, men still have problems finding the right button to push, clicking mindlessly till the thing crashes...



/sigh
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Old 29.07.2011, 17:30
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You only beat Ashy...but thne don't we all
Baaah. She just one a battle kev.

And you really did not beat me. I just let you win.
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Old 29.07.2011, 17:32
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I really don't care... It only needs to be at a walking distance to the train/bus... It's also a good excuse to get to know the comic book stores in Zürich ^^
Cool.

And oohhhh...comic book shop tour totally forgot about that.

*ducking for cover*
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Old 29.07.2011, 17:36
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Re: How to annoy a nerd

tell him to try Contact lenses
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Old 29.07.2011, 17:37
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Yet, with so many free rides on this world's ships, men still have problems finding the right button to push, clicking mindlessly till the thing crashes...



/sigh
Maybe they do it because they know there is always ship A. B, C, D and so on down the line. No big loss
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Old 29.07.2011, 17:39
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Maybe they do it because they know there is always ship A. B, C, D and so on down the line. No big loss
And being inside the same one gets boring after a while...
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Old 29.07.2011, 17:41
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Maybe they do it because they know there is always ship A. B, C, D and so on down the line. No big loss
Be careful with those kinds of ships! When the ships are lining up, usually means you gonna go bankrupt (and eventually get something really nasty)...

Can we get out of the sexist jokes now, before it's too late? The thing I like in geeks the most is they usually are not the kind of macho idiot that thrives in degradating jokes?
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Old 29.07.2011, 17:42
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And in other news...

Got a bunch (36) of dvd's off an EF'er.

Some cool ones including Dune, Total Recall, 2001: Space Odyssey, 2010 : year we made contact, Death Proof...among others.

Anyone wanna guess what I am doing this weekend ?
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Old 29.07.2011, 17:44
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Anyone wanna guess what I am doing this weekend ?
No..........

So when is the exursion happening???
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Old 29.07.2011, 17:45
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No..........
Sure...? Cutie pie...

EDIT : no homo

PS: Awesome signature btw...
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Anyone wanna guess what I am doing this weekend ?
Fireworks? Or?...

Also have a good list on movies to (re)watch from you guys ^^ I won't get bored while the Swiss prepare for 3rd World War!
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