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Old 05.10.2011, 15:13
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Re: How to annoy a nerd

mspaint?

What is this mythological creature you speak of?

Is it related to the Internet Explorer myth?



Here's a picture of the possible mythological creation process



Coz I <3 Poniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies!

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Old 05.10.2011, 15:16
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Re: How to annoy a nerd

Holy smokes that is a huge picture!

Oh! And! That's a unicorn, not a pony.

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Old 05.10.2011, 15:20
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Holy smokes that is a huge picture!

Oh! And! That's a unicorn, not a pony.

Are you implying that only unicorns, not ponies, can fart rainbows?
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Old 05.10.2011, 15:25
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Holy smokes that is a huge picture!
No option to resize in MSPaint.
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Old 05.10.2011, 15:28
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Re: How to annoy a nerd

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No option to resize in MSPaint.
The "new" paint can do that
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Old 05.10.2011, 15:37
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Holy smokes that is a huge picture!

Oh! And! That's a unicorn, not a pony.
I beg to differ, missy!

I have 43 enough My Little Pony to prove unicorned ponies exist!



Sh!t... I confessed more than I wanted to in this forum...
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The "new" paint can do that
It only took 26 years.
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Old 05.10.2011, 15:43
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I beg to differ, missy!

I have 43 enough My Little Pony to prove unicorned ponies exist!



Sh!t... I confessed more than I wanted to in this forum...
The geeks and nerds shuddered at that confession!!
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Old 05.10.2011, 15:47
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Re: How to annoy a nerd

My Little Ponys won me over with this original rap

http://www.metatube.com/en/videos/64...LUTTERCUSSING/


perhaps some language not safe for work, depending on where you work :P

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Old 05.10.2011, 15:51
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I beg to differ, missy!

I have 43 enough My Little Pony to prove unicorned ponies exist!



Sh!t... I confessed more than I wanted to in this forum...
So, you're telling me that's one of those square vs rectangle things?
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Old 05.10.2011, 15:56
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So, you're telling me that's one of those square vs rectangle things?
hihihi...

You could say that... Though I doubt rectangles would only approach virgins. And squares would opinate that size does matter!
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Old 05.10.2011, 15:57
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http://www.metatube.com/en/videos/64...LUTTERCUSSING/
If thats' what I think it is, you should post a giant NSFW!
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Old 05.10.2011, 21:32
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Re: How to annoy a nerd

Meh, smart phones ... I don't own one, and I'm pretty sure I only will if somebody gives one to me. Only reason I have a phone with a camera on it is because my step-father got given it for free, and it was not as good as his current one ...
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Old 13.10.2011, 14:56
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Old 13.10.2011, 23:54
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Re: How to annoy a nerd

Big squid, taking on ichthyosaurs? Yeah!!

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...1010075530.htm

btw, love those sculptures!
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Old 14.10.2011, 12:57
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Re: How to annoy a nerd

Because the Batman jokes never get old!



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Old 14.10.2011, 17:28
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Re: How to annoy a nerd

All we need now are for the iPhones to start playing up and we will have the dream headline "apple and blackberry crumble"
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Old 18.10.2011, 17:29
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Old 18.10.2011, 18:03
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Re: How to annoy a nerd

System Error: Hit any user to continue.

Users /nm./: collective term for those who use computers. Users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert.
Novice Users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate Users: people who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.
Expert Users: people who break other people's computers.
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Old 18.10.2011, 18:08
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Re: How to annoy a nerd

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