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How to make an attractive man look short and intimidated.

Stand him next to a prince

So its just a photo. Just a snapshot of a moment.
But even the rich, glam and famous seem to have someone whom they choose to look up to

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Old 19.07.2011, 07:32
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Stand him next to a prince

So its just a photo. Just a snapshot of a moment.
But even the rich, glam and famous seem to have someone whom they choose to look up to

Who is he?
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Old 19.07.2011, 07:58
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Who is he?
The guy on the left or the guy on the right?

One is an underwear model who has recently had his 4th kid, but obviously has someone else looking after them as there are limited black bags under his eyes..

The other is a guy who recently married the Princess of Camembert on international television.


PS: Someone who holds you attention long enough for you to type: "who is he"
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Old 19.07.2011, 08:04
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The guy on the left or the guy on the right?

One is an underwear model who has recently had his 4th kid, but obviously has someone else looking after them as there are limited black bags under his eyes..
..ah ok.

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PS: Someone who holds you attention long enough for you to type: "who is he"
...that's right, you know how I like George Clooney's Mini Me.



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Old 19.07.2011, 10:05
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Re: How to make an attractive man look short and intimidated.

The woman on the right looks like David Beckham.
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Old 19.07.2011, 10:07
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Re: How to make an attractive man look short and intimidated.

I reckon HRH is saying " she might be on the thin side but her knockers are like this" and Golden Balls is saying "yeah? Phwoar! "
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Old 19.07.2011, 12:35
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I reckon HRH is saying " she might be on the thin side but her knockers are like this" and Golden Balls is saying "yeah? Phwoar! "
Oh, I thought Wills was holding up his hands in exasperation as to why he keeps losing hair and asking Becks for advice.
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Old 19.07.2011, 12:53
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I reckon HRH is saying " she might be on the thin side but her knockers are like this" and Golden Balls is saying "yeah? Phwoar! "
Nah, he's saying "Did you SEE Pippa's arse? I think I married the wrong sister"
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Old 19.07.2011, 15:14
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Re: How to make an attractive man look short and intimidated.

The point isnt really that we dont know who these guys are, the point is that even the most "beautiful" of men (come-on guys- he gets paid, amongst other things, to prance around in his underwear..) has someone whose shoes they dont feel worthy to lick..

@LiB- i didnt even know that The Coffee Man had kids.. You're obviously more clued up than me..
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Old 19.07.2011, 15:25
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The woman on the right looks like David Beckham.
I went back looking for the woman.. Then I got your joke
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Old 19.07.2011, 15:28
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The woman on the right looks like David Beckham.
Nah, she looks like DB's daughter
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Old 19.07.2011, 15:29
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...(come-on guys- he gets paid, amongst other things, to prance around in his underwear..) .
Haters gonna hate...

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Old 19.07.2011, 15:32
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Nah, she looks like DB's daughter
A Daughter, you say? With his reputation..?



Oh, you meant the other DB...
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