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Old 12.08.2011, 12:45
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Really cool one minute survey, enjoy it

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/QDCGCCW

Please fill in my survey. If you don't like it please keep your comments to yourself as I am a very successful Market Researcher and know what I'm doing. Thanks.
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Old 12.08.2011, 12:49
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Re: Really cool one minute survey, enjoy it

it was not 'cool' and I didn't enjoy it

I want my money back
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Old 12.08.2011, 12:53
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Re: Really cool one minute survey, enjoy it

Is the avatar some kind of indication of what would happen if I disagree with you ?
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Old 12.08.2011, 12:53
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Re: Really cool one minute survey, enjoy it

As is traditional for surveys I started at the bottom and worked up, so I started by not having any idea what you were talking about. Which is what successful Market Researchers aim for. So, an excellent survey!
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Old 12.08.2011, 12:59
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As is traditional for surveys I started at the bottom and worked up, so I started by not having any idea what you were talking about. Which is what successful Market Researchers aim for. So, an excellent survey!

Thank you. I told you I was a successful Market Researcher didn't I? I didn't spend 6 years in the game to only be mediocre
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Re: Really cool one minute survey, enjoy it

You forgot the introductory line to ensure that all answers are relevant to the (undefined) topic in-hand. Your spelling is also satisfactory, which is clearly unacceptable.

surveymonkey is great. I have used it very successfully for several surveys. Designing them requires a lot of thought, iteration and feedback before going live.

Yours is patently (sic) an improvement of the one you parody.
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Old 12.08.2011, 13:06
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Re: Really cool one minute survey, enjoy it

Wait a second here -
there were no spelling mistakes in your survey and the English was perfectly understandable. I don't think you are a genuine market researcher at all.
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Old 12.08.2011, 13:07
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You forgot the introductory line to ensure that all answers are relevant to the (undefined) topic in-hand. Your spelling is also satisfactory, which is clearly unacceptable.

surveymonkey is great. I have used it very successfully for several surveys. Designing them requires a lot of thought, iteration and feedback before going live.

Yours is patently (sic) an improvement of the one you parody.
AYB

Seriously, if I wanted negative feedback I would have asked for it. Jeez, what is wrong with you people?

Also, change your face as I find it offensive and as for the user name....


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Old 12.08.2011, 13:10
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Please fill in my survey. If you don't like it please keep your comments to yourself as I am a very successful Market Researcher and know what I'm doing. Thanks.

Are you the same nice lady that helped the damsel in distress last week?? You got MEAN
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Old 12.08.2011, 13:14
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Re: Really cool one minute survey, enjoy it

Is it sad that I actually filled it in?
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Old 12.08.2011, 13:18
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Please fill in my survey. If you don't like it please keep your comments to yourself as I am a very successful Market Researcher and know what I'm doing. Thanks.
I'm confused...... am I supposed to complete the survey in the reverse order?
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Re: Really cool one minute survey, enjoy it

The order of filling questions wasn't given...so i filled 2 questions from bottom then rest from the top. Hope one of the approaches work for you ;-)
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Old 12.08.2011, 13:28
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Are you the same nice lady that helped the damsel in distress last week?? You got MEAN

That would be me, yes.

Mean? Moi? Never....
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Old 12.08.2011, 13:38
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Re: Really cool one minute survey, enjoy it

Done. Where's my rep?
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Old 12.08.2011, 13:41
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Done. Where's my rep?

Whore

...............
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Old 12.08.2011, 13:44
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Whore

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Moi?

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Old 12.08.2011, 13:46
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Re: Really cool one minute survey, enjoy it

Since when do parody threads get so much love
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Old 12.08.2011, 13:49
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Since when do parody threads get so much love

You're just jealous 'cause you don't have my awesome survey skills.

Ta for the groan as well beeatch
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Old 12.08.2011, 13:49
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Since when do parody threads get so much love

fill in the survey, when you hit send a popup of mimi in a skimpy swimsuit appears, that's why
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