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Am I a bad person?

So I was reading news on CNN on my laptop and a very small fly came and sat on my computer screen. Now I am reading and pressing the DOWN button to scroll down and I suddenly had this idea to do an experiment if you may; to check if the text moves up fast, will the fly feel that it is really moving (like if you are sitting in a stationary object but the surroundings move, you have this feeling that you are moving) and I pressed the DOWN ARROW button hard.

I think I gave the fly a serious concussion and maybe a major cardiac arrest, cause it tried to fly in a very weird way and almost fell down and recovered in few seconds. Now I am feeling guilty . Then I told my wife and she can't stop laughing .
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Old 17.08.2011, 23:03
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My feeling is that you should lay off those mushrooms for a while
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Old 17.08.2011, 23:05
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My feeling is that you should lay off those mushrooms for a while
Exactly what I was about to say, but substituting 'juice'
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Old 17.08.2011, 23:08
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I'd have just pulled it's wings off and taken it outside to sunbath under a magnify glass - but that's just me.
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Old 17.08.2011, 23:10
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Awww sweet . At least it recovered.. If it died then you are a bad person! (This coming from someone who lifts slugs up off of the sidewalks and places them out of harms way. )
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Old 17.08.2011, 23:13
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I'd have just pulled it's wings off and taken it outside to sunbath under a magnify glass - but that's just me.
I'll get the RSPCF on to you, you evil person TiMow
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Old 17.08.2011, 23:22
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"Mange merde" - 100 million flies can't be wrong.
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