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Top ten jokes of this year`s Edinburgh fring

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The top 10 Edinburgh fringe festival funnies were judged to be:
1) Nick Helm: "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
2) Tim Vine: "Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."
3) Hannibal Buress: "People say 'I'm taking it one day at a time'. You know what? So is everybody. That's how time works."
4) Tim Key: "Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought... once you've hired the car..."
5) Matt Kirshen: "I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess."
6) Sarah Millican: "My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards."
7) Alan Sharp: "I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure."
8) Mark Watson: "Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife."
9) Andrew Lawrence: "I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails."
10) DeAnne Smith: "My friend died doing what he loved ... Heroin
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Old 25.08.2011, 14:30
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Re: Top ten jokes of this year`s Edinburgh fring

Top ten jokes of this years Edinburgh Fringe
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Old 25.08.2011, 14:32
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Re: Top ten jokes of this year`s Edinburgh fring

Ah, but this is from this year's Edinburgh Fring.
It has less additives
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Ah, but this is from this year's Edinburgh Fring.
It has less additives
I did that to avoid plagiarism . . . thanks for stalking anyway
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Re: Top ten jokes of this year`s Edinburgh fring

all I can say is fringin' Cornish !
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Re: Top ten jokes of this year`s Edinburgh fring

Speaking of the Fring, I'm currently very much enjoying Richard Herrings daily Fringe podcasts on my way to work. Once its over I'm going to have to go back to listening to my Learn German CDs
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Re: Top ten jokes of this year`s Edinburgh fring

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4) Tim Key: "Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought... once you've hired the car..."
Not a joke - this was the first KFC Quest - a 40 Euro Zinger tower burger.
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Not a joke - this was the first KFC Quest - a 40 Euro Zinger tower burger.
Deja vu
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What's French for "déja vu"?
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What's French for "déja vu"?
Signette béffour?
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Signette béffour?
That should be number 3 at least
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