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Old 02.09.2011, 15:48
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The rugby world cup..

and about setting priorities...
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In the run up to the rugby world cup .............

Wiremu, a New Zealander, was on the dole in Australia but about to fly home to watch the Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well,

So he decided to see a doctor.

"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.

The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu
that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the
only cure was testicular removal.

"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"

The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also
advised him that testicular removal was the only cure.
Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.

Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around
the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last
opinion from someone he could trust.

The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv Prostate suckness ey."

"What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.

"Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your nuts."

"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu,
"those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"

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Re: The rugby world cup..

For those interested in which Cablecom channels will cover the rugby world cup 2011 games.
Looks like it will be covered by:-

Channel 302 TF1: French
Channel 159 ITV1: English
Channel 178 Sport 1 +HD: German/English?

There may be more.Not sure.
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Old 18.09.2011, 09:41
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Re: The rugby world cup..

... i hear Australia came second..

what a shame
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Old 18.09.2011, 10:24
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Re: The rugby world cup..

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For those interested in which Cablecom channels will cover the rugby world cup 2011 games.
Looks like it will be covered by:-

Channel 302 TF1: French
Channel 159 ITV1: English
Channel 178 Sport 1 +HD: German/English?

There may be more.Not sure.
The matches not covered by TF1 will be on Channel 303 (France 2) or Channel 304 (France 3), in French obviously.
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Old 18.09.2011, 11:08
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Re: The rugby world cup..

Oh, did we? Never mind eh.

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what a shame
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Re: The rugby world cup..

For all the Kiwis. This may bring back a few memories that will soon be just history.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xVbYQ9umt4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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For all the Kiwis. This may bring back a few memories that will soon be just history.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xVbY...e_gdata_player
You may wish to watch the games on www.zattoo.com
Make sure you go for the free version and games are on ITV4
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Re: The rugby world cup..

Has anyone streamed the games yet? Whats the website?? I need to watch the Nz-france game tomorrow...

Id watch it on www.zattoo.com but Im not in Switzerland this weekend... Italy

HELP!!!!
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Old 24.09.2011, 08:11
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Re: The rugby world cup..

Yes...
Today..

New Zealand vs France.


I'm not scared....(!)



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Old 24.09.2011, 11:52
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Re: The rugby world cup..

All to be done without paying... Like in the 50s

18min 12-0 NZ!!!!!! Go boyz!!!!!
the left hand fend....

http://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/listenli...stalkzbAKL.asx
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Old 01.10.2011, 10:37
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Re: The rugby world cup..

Scotland vs England?

I wonder what happens to a childs' mental health if they are made to watch this...
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Re: The rugby world cup..

France loosing against Tonga was a strange experience, given the fact that some Tongans play in France. Lost is lost. The good mood seems to be ruined in the French team.

EDIT: Rugby world cup related news: Les Dieux du Stade callender 2012 has arrived.
http://www.stade.fr/actualite/article/view/8128

Nacked Rugbyplayers inside.
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Old 22.10.2011, 12:36
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Re: The rugby world cup..

GO VEGEMITE!!

what..?!

Oh!


Ok.


GO ALL BLACKS!!


...and yes my young UK-ish friend, thats the New Zealand team who are playing the Rugby World Cup Final tomorrow..

Real Men.

Whats not to love?



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