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Old 04.09.2011, 18:21
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

If you sit on my face, you can call me Pinnochio ... and I'll tell you some lies.
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Old 04.09.2011, 18:24
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

My friends call me Tripod.
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Old 04.09.2011, 18:24
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

Can I play your instrument?
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Old 04.09.2011, 18:35
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

Would you mind if I kissed you ?
(twas oh so long ago and I married him)
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Old 04.09.2011, 19:03
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

Iím feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
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Old 04.09.2011, 21:10
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You wouldn't be the ugliest bird I've had, and it's dark outside. How about a shag?
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Old 04.09.2011, 21:11
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

So, tell me about Middle Irish morphology...
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Old 04.09.2011, 21:33
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

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I cannot think of a one instance where this line would work.

No, wait.

There is one ......... .
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Old 04.09.2011, 21:38
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?
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Old 04.09.2011, 21:40
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like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?
I tried this one and factor.
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Old 04.09.2011, 21:40
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

So, what do you guys call cuddling?

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Old 04.09.2011, 21:43
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So, what do you guys call cuddling?

Rejection ?
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Old 04.09.2011, 21:44
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

pretending you care but you want to shag her
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Old 04.09.2011, 21:45
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Rejection ?
It was a pick up line somebody used. Let's cuddle, you see...
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Old 04.09.2011, 21:49
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

Excuse me Sir, I am on the wrong train ..
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Old 04.09.2011, 21:52
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

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Aw..classic.

Did you take that wrong train on purpose?

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Old 04.09.2011, 21:55
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Oh no I didn't! Last thing I was looking for was a man- as learning English was supposed to be my ticket to travel the world, lol.
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Old 05.09.2011, 11:53
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

It works when girls use it:

"I like you; you like me. I'm going home!"

then bounce.
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Old 05.09.2011, 11:54
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

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It works when girls use it:

"I like you; you like me. I'm going home!"

then bounce.
you should have used my reply
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Old 05.09.2011, 11:54
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you should have used my reply
yeah well... NOW I know...
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