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Old 05.09.2011, 12:03
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yeah well... NOW I know...
next time, we should do this:

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Old 05.09.2011, 12:12
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

For swiss girls only...

Durf I' drueber?

Guaranteed to get a smile out of them specially if you're an auslander...
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Old 05.09.2011, 12:21
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Love hates that game of words !
It is a crime to fence with life I tell you,
There comes one moment, once and God help those
Who pass that moment by ! when Beauty stands
Looking into the soul with grave, sweet eyes
That sicken at pretty words !
Word........
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Old 05.09.2011, 13:07
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Bend down, I'll drive.
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Old 05.09.2011, 14:01
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

Do you know Wolli ?
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Old 05.09.2011, 14:06
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

"does this smell like clloroform to you?"

never failed for me
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Old 05.09.2011, 14:07
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

on a practical side of chat up lines, in the cinema cut a hole into the bottom of the pop corn bag and ask the girl to dig deeper, in fact you don't even have to cut out a hole
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Old 05.09.2011, 14:09
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Old 05.09.2011, 14:26
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

" Should I cancel my order on a Lambo to get a Ferrari GTO?"
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Old 05.09.2011, 14:40
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on a practical side of chat up lines, in the cinema cut a hole into the bottom of the pop corn bag and ask the girl to dig deeper, in fact you don't even have to cut out a hole
You've seen "The Diner" too then?
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Old 05.09.2011, 14:47
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" Should I cancel my order on a Lambo to get a Ferrari GTO?"
"Ignore him. The truely rich never flash their wealth. Buy me a drink?"
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Old 05.09.2011, 15:08
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You've seen "The Diner" too then?
I haven't but the person who told me about it might have... I guess...
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

"Give me a shag."

(Requires handgun)
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Old 05.09.2011, 15:28
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

just play it 50-50 and pull a "naked man" maneuver .
at least you don't have to talk for that one.
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Old 05.09.2011, 15:39
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"Give me a shag."

(Requires handgun)
I thought that was "Strip!" ?!

"Hello, fellow Fall fan"...worked.

I think "Hello, fellow Godspeed (6 Organs, Legendary Pink Dots, etc.) fan" would also have a pretty decent survivor chance...
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Old 05.09.2011, 15:50
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I think "Hello, fellow Godspeed (6 Organs, Legendary Pink Dots, etc.) fan" would also have a pretty decent survivor chance...
What? Just pounce on them as their eyes glaze over?
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

It doesn't matter too much what you start out by saying, as long as you play it cool and cockyfunny.

This is pretty funny though:



"Wanna see my cock"?

http://tinyurl.com/3g5czja
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Old 05.09.2011, 16:43
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It doesn't matter too much what you start out by saying, as long as you play it cool and cockyfunny.

This is pretty funny though:
funny. but he didn't even get slapped. FAIL.
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Old 05.09.2011, 17:55
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It doesn't matter too much what you start out by saying, as long as you play it cool and cockyfunny.
I guess we can play this game here on the EF... see how many times you can slip the word penis into a conversation, then do a search and see how many threads it returns Might even pick up some chicks with that
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Old 05.09.2011, 17:56
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^^^It doesn't work in craigslist, it won't work here....
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