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Old 05.09.2011, 17:01
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^^^It doesn't work in craigslist, it won't work here....
Works on gumtree...
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Old 05.09.2011, 17:27
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Perhaps try honesty.....



.....yeah fail.
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Old 05.09.2011, 18:57
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

those guys are pretty funny. this one might be useful for the geeks on here:



btw, i'm stopped out due to posting too much. everybody needs to pick up the slack
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Old 05.09.2011, 19:34
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

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those guys are pretty funny. this one might be useful for the geeks on here:



btw, i'm stopped out due to posting too much. everybody needs to pick up the slack
Hehe yeah they are pretty funny, and it takes some balls to do approaches like that. Less succesful, than otherwise, but meh.. If its fun, it's fun

Anyways I would only recommend this stuff if you want to either overcome approach anxiety or you are good enough to just do it for fun.
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Old 05.09.2011, 19:43
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

A line used many years ago:
He "hey, can I drive you home. I've never given a pregnant woman a lift home"
She "but I'm not pregnant"
He "you're not home yet either"

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40 years of wedded bliss....
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

He: Where we will go? At mine place or at yours?
She: Both! You, at yours. Me at mine.

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Old 06.09.2011, 13:49
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

Boy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I hate this song, and I wouldn't dance with you"
Boy: "I'm sorry, you didn't understand, I said 'You look fat in those pants' "



Boy: "Hi, can I buy you a drink?"
Girl: "No Thanks"
Boy: "Oh, don't thank me, thank God someone finally asked you"


Boy: "Can I have your number?"
Girl: "It's in the phone book"
Boy: "But I don't have your name"
Girl :"......also in the phone book"
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Old 03.10.2011, 16:05
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

One for the scientists....courtesy of Wired.

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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

Boy: You like to come over to my place, for pizza and sex?
Girl : Hello No
Boy : Really? I do not like Pizza either.
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Old 07.10.2011, 14:56
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

Are you from Tennesee?

Because that's a ten I see...
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