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Old 04.09.2011, 14:48
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As heard last night: "Hi, I'm Anja. I have no gag reflex".

OK. I guess it's pretty easy for girls
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Old 04.09.2011, 14:51
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As heard last night: "Hi, I'm Anja. I have no gag reflex".

OK. I guess it's pretty easy for girls


Hi, I'm Bill, I can breathe through my ears.

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Old 04.09.2011, 14:54
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As heard last night: "Hi, I'm Anja. I have no gag reflex".

OK. I guess it's pretty easy for girls
Where ....?

Nice bird - probably a summer visitor (swallow?).
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Old 04.09.2011, 15:03
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

researching chat-up lines now. found a good one:

'Hey, is the circus in town?'
'No, why?'
'Because you're ugly as fkk'


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Old 04.09.2011, 15:13
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In the scale of 1 to America; how free are you tonight?
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Old 04.09.2011, 15:14
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

Were your parents retarded? Because you're pretty special.
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Old 04.09.2011, 15:15
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

If I said you had an awesome body, would you hold it against me?
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Old 04.09.2011, 16:15
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Old 04.09.2011, 16:22
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If I said you had a beautiful body would you have a threesome with me and your fit mate.
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Old 04.09.2011, 16:29
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

It's going back some - to the days when our student clique was mildly attractive to women - but "Woof Woof!" used to work pretty well for us .
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Old 04.09.2011, 16:32
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

"Hey, you new cute mid-20's Swiss girl, is your EF name the same as that of an obscure computer game character I used to play alone on my computer as a spotty teenager and still talk about? Can we discuss marmots?"

Don't believe me.....? See it in action

Didn't seem to work though
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Old 04.09.2011, 16:33
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

Hey, nice shoes! wanna F**K?
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Old 04.09.2011, 16:34
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"


Fertilised.
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Old 04.09.2011, 16:41
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unfertilised :P




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Old 04.09.2011, 17:02
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Hey, nice shoes! wanna F**K?
Ok, I guess I got a couple minutes before my tram gets here.
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Old 04.09.2011, 17:11
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

only works if you are diving

and you are whale xD
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Old 04.09.2011, 17:12
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Re: Chat-up line 100% guaranteed

One from Lenny Henry during a live show. To girl in audience "Have you got any African in you?" "Would you like some?"
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My face leaves at 9. Be on it.
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Old 04.09.2011, 17:14
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As heard last night: "Hi, I'm Anja. I have no gag reflex".

OK. I guess it's pretty easy for girls
This was 4am in Züri HB? No wonder you missed your train.
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