Go Back   English Forum Switzerland > Off-Topic > Off-Topic > Jokes/funnies  
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #21  
Old 02.11.2011, 13:49
mirfield's Avatar
Moddy Wellies
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 8,727
Groaned at 53 Times in 47 Posts
Thanked 9,936 Times in 3,651 Posts
mirfield has a reputation beyond reputemirfield has a reputation beyond reputemirfield has a reputation beyond reputemirfield has a reputation beyond reputemirfield has a reputation beyond reputemirfield has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Quote:
View Post
As of about 30 mins ago i am single again.
It's been a couple of hours now.

How are you coping?
Reply With Quote
  #22  
Old 02.11.2011, 13:53
TiMow's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Fribourg
Posts: 9,295
Groaned at 237 Times in 154 Posts
Thanked 12,188 Times in 5,300 Posts
TiMow has a reputation beyond reputeTiMow has a reputation beyond reputeTiMow has a reputation beyond reputeTiMow has a reputation beyond reputeTiMow has a reputation beyond reputeTiMow has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

SC .... are you that ugly that you need to specify?

Name:  85719-Brunette-Caucasian-Blind-Woman-Walking-With-A-White-Cane-Poster-Art-Print.jpg
Views: 1371
Size:  4.5 KB
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Old 02.11.2011, 14:00
Swiss Cheddar's Avatar
Forum Veteran
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Zug
Posts: 2,139
Groaned at 40 Times in 27 Posts
Thanked 3,047 Times in 1,239 Posts
Swiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Quote:
View Post
It's been a couple of hours now.

How are you coping?

I'm fine, i have a PS3

cheers
SC
Reply With Quote
  #24  
Old 02.11.2011, 14:06
JustRose's Avatar
Forum Veteran
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Basel
Posts: 1,087
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
Thanked 453 Times in 233 Posts
JustRose has an excellent reputationJustRose has an excellent reputationJustRose has an excellent reputationJustRose has an excellent reputation
Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

This is just awesome! I hope you find a date or 2!
Reply With Quote
  #25  
Old 02.11.2011, 14:09
TidakApa's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Top of a Triangle
Posts: 2,992
Groaned at 38 Times in 29 Posts
Thanked 5,673 Times in 2,039 Posts
TidakApa has a reputation beyond reputeTidakApa has a reputation beyond reputeTidakApa has a reputation beyond reputeTidakApa has a reputation beyond reputeTidakApa has a reputation beyond reputeTidakApa has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Quote:
View Post
I'm fine, i have a PS3


......... ahhh, and the reason behind why he is single emerges



"I'm leaving you Swiss Cheddar, you don't pay enough attention to me and....."

"....... hang on honey, I'm on level 10"
Reply With Quote
  #26  
Old 02.11.2011, 14:15
Tj88's Avatar
Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Zurich Affoltern
Posts: 144
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
Thanked 121 Times in 54 Posts
Tj88 is considered knowledgeableTj88 is considered knowledgeableTj88 is considered knowledgeable
Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Quote:
View Post
......... ahhh, and the reason behind why he is single emerges



"I'm leaving you Swiss Cheddar, you don't pay enough attention to me and....."

"....... hang on honey, I'm on level 10"
Girlfriends always want to talk when you are in the middle of a boss fight xD

(and also mothers)
Attached Thumbnails
wanted-blind-dates-404-fffuuu_bigger.png  
Reply With Quote
  #27  
Old 02.11.2011, 14:15
Ouchboy's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Baden
Posts: 3,324
Groaned at 58 Times in 47 Posts
Thanked 5,642 Times in 2,146 Posts
Ouchboy has a reputation beyond reputeOuchboy has a reputation beyond reputeOuchboy has a reputation beyond reputeOuchboy has a reputation beyond reputeOuchboy has a reputation beyond reputeOuchboy has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Quote:
View Post
......... ahhh, and the reason behind why he is single emerges
Reply With Quote
  #28  
Old 02.11.2011, 14:23
Swiss Cheddar's Avatar
Forum Veteran
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Zug
Posts: 2,139
Groaned at 40 Times in 27 Posts
Thanked 3,047 Times in 1,239 Posts
Swiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Still no pms.................(except from Ouchboy)


cheers
SC
Reply With Quote
  #29  
Old 02.11.2011, 14:26
PaddyG's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pensier, Fribourg
Posts: 9,243
Groaned at 118 Times in 102 Posts
Thanked 16,857 Times in 5,912 Posts
PaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Quote:
View Post
I'm fine, i have a PS3

cheers
SC
...and Catwoman and Harly Quinn
Reply With Quote
  #30  
Old 02.11.2011, 14:26
PaddyG's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pensier, Fribourg
Posts: 9,243
Groaned at 118 Times in 102 Posts
Thanked 16,857 Times in 5,912 Posts
PaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Quote:
View Post
Actually, the correct response, "Yes, we've been married for 3 months"
Reply With Quote
  #31  
Old 02.11.2011, 14:27
Swiss Cheddar's Avatar
Forum Veteran
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Zug
Posts: 2,139
Groaned at 40 Times in 27 Posts
Thanked 3,047 Times in 1,239 Posts
Swiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Quote:
View Post
...and Catwoman and Harly Quinn

Catwoman & Harley Quinn are girls............i like women.......its all about Poison Ivy!!!


cheers
SC
Reply With Quote
  #32  
Old 02.11.2011, 14:28
Ouchboy's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Baden
Posts: 3,324
Groaned at 58 Times in 47 Posts
Thanked 5,642 Times in 2,146 Posts
Ouchboy has a reputation beyond reputeOuchboy has a reputation beyond reputeOuchboy has a reputation beyond reputeOuchboy has a reputation beyond reputeOuchboy has a reputation beyond reputeOuchboy has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Quote:
View Post
Still no pms.................(except from Ouchboy)
Reply With Quote
  #33  
Old 02.11.2011, 14:32
KeinFranzösisch's Avatar
Forum Veteran
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 2,198
Groaned at 63 Times in 38 Posts
Thanked 2,549 Times in 1,115 Posts
KeinFranzösisch has a reputation beyond reputeKeinFranzösisch has a reputation beyond reputeKeinFranzösisch has a reputation beyond reputeKeinFranzösisch has a reputation beyond reputeKeinFranzösisch has a reputation beyond reputeKeinFranzösisch has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

to hell with all of that. Why are you recently single and more importantly let's see some measurements.
Reply With Quote
  #34  
Old 02.11.2011, 14:32
TidakApa's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Top of a Triangle
Posts: 2,992
Groaned at 38 Times in 29 Posts
Thanked 5,673 Times in 2,039 Posts
TidakApa has a reputation beyond reputeTidakApa has a reputation beyond reputeTidakApa has a reputation beyond reputeTidakApa has a reputation beyond reputeTidakApa has a reputation beyond reputeTidakApa has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Quote:
View Post
as per forum rules you didn't specify the price .
Quote:
View Post
According to the forum rules you need to add a price to your topic
Are you going to ask for money or offer it?
Quote:
View Post
More importantly what's your idea for the blind date? and who's gonna pay?

Ha Ha.......

Your Blind Date has been:

SWITZERLANDED
Reply With Quote
  #35  
Old 02.11.2011, 14:38
Swiss Cheddar's Avatar
Forum Veteran
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Zug
Posts: 2,139
Groaned at 40 Times in 27 Posts
Thanked 3,047 Times in 1,239 Posts
Swiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Quote:
View Post
Why are you recently single.....
I ended it. As hot as she is, it was clear to me that she was not 'the one'. The relationship was at the point of 'time to get serious', and rather than hurt her 6-12 months down the line i thought it was best to do it now.



Quote:
View Post
........and more importantly let's see some measurements.

I am not sure the mods will allow me to post a picture of my penis


cheers
SC
Reply With Quote
  #36  
Old 02.11.2011, 14:40
summerrain's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Zürich
Posts: 4,350
Groaned at 4 Times in 4 Posts
Thanked 985 Times in 325 Posts
summerrain has a reputation beyond reputesummerrain has a reputation beyond reputesummerrain has a reputation beyond reputesummerrain has a reputation beyond reputesummerrain has a reputation beyond reputesummerrain has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Quote:
View Post
hmm. for some reason, i always thought you were a woman.
Now you know why your pervy PMs to Swiss Cheddar have been ignored...

Good luck on your blind dates SC! Best.thread.in.the.longest.time!
Reply With Quote
  #37  
Old 02.11.2011, 14:41
KeinFranzösisch's Avatar
Forum Veteran
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 2,198
Groaned at 63 Times in 38 Posts
Thanked 2,549 Times in 1,115 Posts
KeinFranzösisch has a reputation beyond reputeKeinFranzösisch has a reputation beyond reputeKeinFranzösisch has a reputation beyond reputeKeinFranzösisch has a reputation beyond reputeKeinFranzösisch has a reputation beyond reputeKeinFranzösisch has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Quote:
View Post



I am not sure the mods will allow me to post a picture of my penis

I was talking about biceps Geez
Reply With Quote
  #38  
Old 02.11.2011, 14:50
Tj88's Avatar
Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Zurich Affoltern
Posts: 144
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
Thanked 121 Times in 54 Posts
Tj88 is considered knowledgeableTj88 is considered knowledgeableTj88 is considered knowledgeable
Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Just a piece of advise .. (seems to be that i keep finding memes related to dating for some odd reason) ..... good luck finding someone to blind date .... personally i will take my chances with the staring game on the trains xD
Attached Thumbnails
wanted-blind-dates-225363_460s.jpg  
Reply With Quote
  #39  
Old 02.11.2011, 14:52
Phil_MCR's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Basel
Posts: 14,751
Groaned at 284 Times in 189 Posts
Thanked 18,639 Times in 7,827 Posts
Phil_MCR has a reputation beyond reputePhil_MCR has a reputation beyond reputePhil_MCR has a reputation beyond reputePhil_MCR has a reputation beyond reputePhil_MCR has a reputation beyond reputePhil_MCR has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Quote:
View Post
I was talking about biceps Geez
ya, right.
Reply With Quote
  #40  
Old 03.11.2011, 13:25
Swiss Cheddar's Avatar
Forum Veteran
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Zug
Posts: 2,139
Groaned at 40 Times in 27 Posts
Thanked 3,047 Times in 1,239 Posts
Swiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond reputeSwiss Cheddar has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Still no date........



cheers
SC
Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
cilla black




Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Blind Cow BaselBoy Entertainment & dining 7 01.06.2012 22:41
Blind Tasting portsmouth68 Commercial events 1 11.11.2009 14:22
Turning a blind eye Nickers Complaints corner 75 18.02.2009 11:12
blind leading the blind mimi1981 General off-topic 2 16.05.2008 20:44


All times are GMT +2. The time now is 20:19.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2022, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
LinkBacks Enabled by vBSEO 3.1.0