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Old 03.11.2011, 13:28
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Still no date........



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SC, the quote "this thread is useless without pictures" isnt infamous on EF for nothing.....
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Old 03.11.2011, 13:50
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Next time you play Zurich, go talk to the ladies from the Valkyries team. Quite a few of them are single, really cool and will share your love of rugby. Just sayin'... Hang on, it's not rugby season now, is it? Daaamn.
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Old 03.11.2011, 13:56
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since I've got you covered

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Old 03.11.2011, 14:05
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Lol, what did you expect? Looking for a new date minutes after ending a longer relationship is a mighty turn-off for every woman with half a brain.

Good luck though!
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Old 03.11.2011, 14:06
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Lol, what did you expect? Looking for a new date minutes after ending a longer relationship is a mighty turn-on for every woman with commitment issues.
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Old 03.11.2011, 14:13
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Next time you play Zurich, go talk to the ladies from the Valkyries team. Quite a few of them are single, really cool and will share your love of rugby. Just sayin'... Hang on, it's not rugby season now, is it? Daaamn.
I briefly went out with a player from our rugby club ladies' team when I was living in Oxford. She was the ONLY straight one on the team.
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I briefly went out with a player from our rugby club ladies' team when I was living in Oxford. She was the ONLY straight one on the team.
I briefly trained with the Valkyries and there are more straight ladies than gay ones. Times change.
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Old 03.11.2011, 14:37
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Perhaps if you specify what the blind date will involve you will do better.


HINT: Girlies like, money, cars, food, chocolate, dinner, flowers, not mankini's and a chicken McNuggest dinner.
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Old 03.11.2011, 14:39
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Lol, what did you expect? Looking for a new date minutes after ending a longer relationship ......
Good luck though!

Well, a man needs time to heal.

Ladies,
To me, this is a man who:
  • Deals with issues quickly.
  • He doesn't carry the 'emotional baggage' of his ex-girlfriends around with him.
  • Is clear about his intentions for the relationship.
  • Can keep himself occupied with PS3 when you're not around
Sounds like a good deal to me
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Old 03.11.2011, 14:40
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Perhaps if you specify what the blind date will involve you will do better.


HINT: Girlies like, money, cars, food, chocolate, dinner, flowers, not mankini's and a chicken McNuggest dinner.

I was thinking drinks at a few hot-spots in Zug and see where the evening takes us.

I have an X-type and dont mind treating a lady to a fish supper

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Well, a man needs time to heal.

Ladies,


To me, this is a man who:
  • Deals with issues quickly.
  • He doesn't carry the 'emotional baggage' of his ex-girlfriends around with him.
  • Is clear about his intentions for the relationship.
  • Can keep himself occupied with PS3 when you're not around
Sounds like a good deal to me

*picture of a Swiss Tony type

Thanks

I am straight forward, honest, one plus one equals two kind of guy.

When asked if a gf's hair looks nice or if her ass looks fat........i will just tell it how i see it. If a gf cannot handle the truth she can jog on.



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Old 03.11.2011, 14:48
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When asked if a gf's hair looks nice or if her ass looks fat........i will just tell it how i see it. If a gf cannot handle the truth she can jog on.
Ha Ha........ sounds like you think she could do with the run.



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Old 03.11.2011, 14:49
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

The man has a Shaguar, wahey!

Prefer the XK myself (the older the model, the better) but each to their own.

Just a tip from ye serial dater - reserve really cool spots / spots where your mates may hang out for things you are quite serious about. No use ruining locations for yourself. I realise this limits your choices in Zug. Have you been to the Skylounge yet? Aaaawesome view but maybe one of those "special" places.
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Old 03.11.2011, 15:03
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Just a tip from ye serial dater - reserve really cool spots / spots where your mates may hang out for things you are quite serious about. No use ruining locations for yourself. I realise this limits your choices in Zug. Have you been to the Skylounge yet? Aaaawesome view but maybe one of those "special" places.


I am not bothered by things like that.

Places on my 'bar crawl' 'take a date list':


Pier 41
Skylounge
Grand Cafe
Schiff Bar
Almodobar
Mantra

All bars will be visited during the evening of seduction.

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Old 03.11.2011, 15:34
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I am not bothered by things like that.

Places on my 'bar crawl' 'take a date list':


Pier 41
Skylounge
Grand Cafe
Schiff Bar
Almodobar
Mantra

All bars will be visited during the evening of seduction.

cheers
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Pub Crawl, very Rugby.
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

You missed 'Why Not' bar. Guaranteed to get you into even the pickiest of ladies' undercrackers.

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Places on my 'bar crawl' 'take a date list':


Pier 41
Skylounge
Grand Cafe
Schiff Bar
Almodobar
Mantra

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cheers
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Old 03.11.2011, 16:28
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I would not even go there with my rugby club let alone take a woman......

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Old 03.11.2011, 17:07
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I would not even go there with my rugby club let alone take a woman......

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Sounds like an intriguing place, tell me more
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Old 03.11.2011, 17:11
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The man has a Shaguar, wahey!

Prefer the XK myself (the older the model, the better) but each to their own.
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Old 03.11.2011, 17:19
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Here you go:

Blind Date AG
P.O. Box
8048 Zürich

Phone: * 044 431 33 32

E-mail: * info@blinddate.ch
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