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Old 03.11.2011, 16:27
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I ended it. As hot as she is, it was clear to me that she was not 'the one'. The relationship was at the point of 'time to get serious', and rather than hurt her 6-12 months down the line i thought it was best to do it now.
You shouldn't have put this - it would be enough to scare me off! I would hate to go out with someone whose previous girlfriend was hotter than me. Luckily, my boyfriend's ex is ugly as sin.
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Old 03.11.2011, 16:29
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You shouldn't have put this - it would be enough to scare me off! I would hate to go out with someone whose previous girlfriend was hotter than me. Luckily, my boyfriend's ex is ugly as sin.

you can never compete with imaginary anyways
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Yada yada yada, curvy, yada yada yada.
Awesome to see some men appreciate a bit of meat around the bones

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Glass half full version.
Plus one.

Seriously, good luck with your future dates! It's a bit out of the way for you, but I really liked this place in Rapperswil: http://www.la-finca.ch/cms_lafinca/

I haven't tried their food, but their wines are very good and we had many a glass later in the evening - all customers were basically gone, so we sat at a nice corner table while Enrique, the owner (who is great btw) was also having a drink on the opposite side of the room with his buddies. Very intimate, and excellent drinks as mentioned.
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Old 03.11.2011, 16:40
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you can never compete with imaginary anyways

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It is by a distance the best bar in Zug. It's even open past 11pm.

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Sounds like an intriguing place, tell me more
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Old 07.11.2011, 23:40
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

This thread is certainly worth a chuckle
Ah la la il faut que la jeunesse se passe.. (youth must happen)

1) for starters, lose the girl avatar, other young ladies won't appreciate it (or want to live up to that criteria)
2) if you're going to comment about a young lady's posterior, you'd better be pretty perfect yourself.

Wishing you lots of success !
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Old 08.11.2011, 00:29
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This thread is certainly worth a chuckle
Ah la la il faut que la jeunesse se passe.. (youth must happen)
The beauty of youth is that the sheer dumbness of an idea is still no obstacle.

...which may just be a rough paraphrase of yours

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What is with the guys with girl avatars on this forum? It's the only place I've seen it so commonly, excluding places where people pretend to be differently gendered (lesbian syrian bloggers etc).

Do expats have special transgender issues? Should this be studied? Shall we write to the Fond National?
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Old 08.11.2011, 00:34
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

can we get an update on this? any PMs/dates yet?
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You shouldn't have put this - it would be enough to scare me off! I would hate to go out with someone whose previous girlfriend was hotter than me. Luckily, my boyfriend's ex is ugly as sin.
Yeeeah, depends. Somehow "she was super hot" always ends up being followed by "and batcrap crazy". Also, if "ex-hotness" is a hindrance, then I'm never getting a man ever again, because I only date Alpha males - but they're my exes for a reason, which is that I dumped them (apart from that one guy who seriously messed with my head). The best man to have is the one that is next to me in that moment, otherwise he wouldn't have been "hired" in the first place. More confidence, ladies, if he doesn't know what he's got, it's time for you to be gone...
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

you should expand you age range upward ... you're missing out on some sexy older women

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Still no date........



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Old 08.11.2011, 08:54
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you should expand you age range upward ... you're missing out on some sexy older women
No, his age range is just about right.
Women in their forties, who still might be attractive, usually find self-confident older gents appealing, because they know who they are.
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Old 08.11.2011, 09:07
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yadyadyadyadyadyadyadayadyadayada I only date Alpha males yadyadyadyadyadyadyadayadyadayada I dumped them yadyadyadyadyadyadyadayadyadayada yadyadyadyadyadyady adayadyadayada "hired" yadyadyadyadyadyadyadayadyadayada if he doesn't know what he's got,yadyadyadyadyadyadyadayadyadayada ...
Pardon my blatant analysis...but it seems, that you're not exactly a walk in the park. You need a hug or sumting?
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Old 08.11.2011, 09:40
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Women in their forties, who still might be attractive, usually find self-confident older gents appealing, because they know who they are.
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Old 08.11.2011, 10:08
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1) for starters, lose the girl avatar, other young ladies won't appreciate it (or want to live up to that criteria)
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What is with the guys with girl avatars on this forum?

I cannot speak for other guys on this forum, but my avatar is purely topical. She is one of the girlfriends of Dr Murray from the Michael Jackson case.

After watching her testify, i had to find a funny picture to use.





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any PMs/dates yet?
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Yeeeah, depends. Somehow "she was super hot" always ends up being followed by "and batcrap crazy".
Perfect example in the video above.



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............ because I only date Alpha males
and yet no pm from you


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*Hello Kitty pic of Ouchboy at Comic-Con in 2008
Brilliant!!



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Old 08.11.2011, 10:12
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This thread is certainly worth a chuckle
Ah la la il faut que la jeunesse se passe.. (youth must happen)

1) for starters, lose the girl avatar, other young ladies won't appreciate it (or want to live up to that criteria)
2) if you're going to comment about a young lady's posterior, you'd better be pretty perfect yourself.

Wishing you lots of success !
Ahahah, I love when you speak French, la belle Romande, that's fo sho. And I agree with you. Though, a guy commenting on chick's appearance just comes with small talk, innit, it's not to be taken too seriously. Infact, shouldn't the girl be very happy the guy is paying attention at all, be it negative? It works both ways, too. Ok, I got the morning load of sarcasm out of my system, we can move on...

I'd say to OP, if you understandably are desperate, which is a normal human thing, a public quest possibly exposing whoever might consider some fun with you might not be the right thing..

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Old 08.11.2011, 10:22
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. Infact, shouldn't the girl be very happy the guy is paying attention at all, be it negative? It works both ways, too. Ok, I got the morning load of sarcasm out of my system, we can move on...

What? No! The Rule works..."When you first meet a girl you give her two compliments above the neck. Yeah, tell her she's got nice lips, nice eyes, nice hair... she's intelligent, her moral ethics, whatever crap comes to your mind. Then just when she begins to thinks that you're another - you know - vanilla nice guy that she can tool around with all night without getting naked... you *insult* her! Flip the power dynamic and your let her know that you're here to play. "

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Old 08.11.2011, 10:24
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What? No! The Rule works..."When you first meet a girl you give her two compliments above the neck. Yeah, tell her she's got nice lips, nice eyes, nice hair... she's intelligent, her moral ethics, whatever crap comes to your mind. Then just when she begins to thinks that you're another - you know - vanilla nice guy that she can tool around with all night without getting naked... you *insult* her! Flip the power dynamic and your let her know that you're here to play. "
No wonder you're still single...
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Old 08.11.2011, 10:26
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I'd say to OP, if you understandably are desperate,
......... he's only been single for 6 days, how could he be desperate?


"efficient"..... now, there's a word I'd use !!!
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Old 08.11.2011, 10:31
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Well, I get the OP, and to publicly own up to being desperate seems pretty noble to me, actually.

But then there is this thought, any book of kinkiness will tell ya that it's what's not there in your face will make one shift gears.

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......... he's only been single for 6 days, how could he be desperate?


"efficient"..... now, there's a word I'd use !!!
Awww...bless.

So, a rebound?

Why not.
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Old 08.11.2011, 10:44
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Well, I get the OP, and to publicly own up to being desperate seems pretty noble to me, actually.
I don't think he is admitting to that...
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