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Old 08.11.2011, 11:51
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What? No! The Rule works..."When you first meet a girl you give her two compliments above the neck. Yeah, tell her she's got nice lips, nice eyes, nice hair... she's intelligent, her moral ethics, whatever crap comes to your mind. Then just when she begins to thinks that you're another - you know - vanilla nice guy that she can tool around with all night without getting naked... you *insult* her! Flip the power dynamic and your let her know that you're here to play. "

Nice post, with some good advice Ouchboy. But you're a c***.

That sort of thing?
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Old 08.11.2011, 11:52
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Nice post, with some good advice Ouchboy. But you're a c***.

That sort of thing?
If i was a girl, yes...not necessarily insult her like that, but enough to see that you are not playing nice.
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Old 08.11.2011, 12:13
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I don't think he is admitting to that...
Really?



Anyways.



Aah, just had to.
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Old 08.11.2011, 12:49
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

I agree with Ouchie and don't think the OP is making a "desperate" bare it all plea here. From the get-go I saw the thread as a rather tongue-in-cheek attempt to get dates. If it works out, great. If not, then well nice try/whatever kinda thing. Dunno if it was originally posted in "Jokes/Funnies" or moved but it's definitely in the right category whichever way.

@Swiss Cheddar: Keep the avatar. Men using women's avatars and vice-versa has no bearing on the individual's character per se IMO and I definitely hear ya on the "purely topical". reasons. Hilarious!
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Old 08.11.2011, 12:56
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I agree with Ouchie and don't think the OP is making a "desperate" bare it all plea here. From the get-go I saw the thread as a rather tongue-in-cheek attempt to get dates. If it works out, great. If not, then well nice try/whatever kinda thing. Dunno if it was originally posted in "Jokes/Funnies" or moved but it's definitely in the right category whichever way.

@Swiss Cheddar: Keep the avatar. Men using women's avatars and vice-versa has no bearing on the individual's character per se IMO and I definitely hear ya on the "purely topical". reasons. Hilarious!
Heh, it made me chuckle, I would leave it in funnies, for sure. Besides, if it really was serious, we don't provide the accurate subforum , what would that be, a Meat Market?

And he still got loads of sincere advice here from folks, aww. I just thought it was cute.
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Old 08.11.2011, 13:18
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Heh, it made me chuckle, I would leave it in funnies, for sure. Besides, if it really was serious, we don't provide the accurate subforum , what would that be, a Meat Market?

And he still got loads of sincere advice here from folks, aww. I just thought it was cute.
It would indeed. Even the mention of those words makes me shudder! Ughh!

Agree, yeah. It's cute and nice he's getting good advice. What a caring bunch we - the EF Community - are.
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Old 08.11.2011, 13:57
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

A kind and considerate bunch we are for sure, taking peoples love life to heart

Ok, Ouch, you win, that guy in the pink suit is either frightening or desperate for a job (not a date) !

If I were to peek at the menu, I'd select perhaps a refined St Emilion 1959 Bordeaux, question of taste.. (but I don't drink, my OH wouldn't approve !! )

Accept nice young ladies as they are and don't expect them to be perfect, they also need attention and reassurance regarding their personality and attractiveness. It's when you get old that you really have got to rely on your character, because the looks have gone to hell and the rest is in a battle with gravity !!

And I really wouldn't suggest the "attractive older woman" route because though it might work 30 vs 40, what happens when it's 45 vs 55 ?
that's a set up for heartbreak.
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Yeah, tell her she's got nice lips........

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Old 08.11.2011, 14:12
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

^^^^^You are never getting a date now ^^^^^

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Old 08.11.2011, 14:12
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Uhmmm. I hope these 2 threads are not related.
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Dunno if it was originally posted in "Jokes/Funnies" or moved but it's definitely in the right category whichever way.

It was originally in the 'WANTED' section...........hence the earlier posts asking me to state a price.


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Old 08.11.2011, 14:26
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What? No! The Rule works..."When you first meet a girl you give her two compliments above the neck. Yeah, tell her she's got nice lips, nice eyes, nice hair... she's intelligent, her moral ethics, whatever crap comes to your mind. Then just when she begins to thinks that you're another - you know - vanilla nice guy that she can tool around with all night without getting naked... you *insult* her! Flip the power dynamic and your let her know that you're here to play. "

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I cannot speak for other guys on this forum, but my avatar is purely topical. She is one of the girlfriends of Dr Murray from the Michael Jackson case.
But something makes you identify with her, and as a result you are idetified with her here. The curious might wonder why you felt moved to make that identification. So you've only shifted my question slightly to westwards.
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Old 08.11.2011, 14:40
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But something makes you identify with her, and as a result you are idetified with her here. The curious might wonder why you felt moved to make that identification. So you've only shifted my question slightly to westwards.

...Or he did it for the lulz....
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But something makes you identify with her, and as a result you are idetified with her here. The curious might wonder why you felt moved to make that identification. So you've only shifted my question slightly to westwards.

Did you fall in love with his avatar and are now mad with him for not being her?
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

i don't understand this thread
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Did you fall in love with his avatar and are now mad with him for not being her?


No-one fell for me when I used Wentworth Miller's avatar! Mind you, as a girlie, I would've been annoyed if anyone had!
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my sister!!!! LOL not really she is very cute, she is 30...
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Old 08.11.2011, 15:09
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Did you fall in love with his avatar and are now mad with him for not being her?
So you're trying to psychoanalyse me for trying to psychoanalyse SC? Neat. Wonder if the loop you've formed will grow to encircle the earth.

To actually answer your question, someone would have to kill Joan Jett and Chrissie Hynde before I can look at another woman.
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Old 08.11.2011, 15:35
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So you're trying to psychoanalyse me for trying to psychoanalyse SC? Neat. Wonder if the loop you've formed will grow to encircle the earth.

To actually answer your question, someone would have to kill Joan Jett and Chrissie Hynde before I can look at another woman.

Challenge Accepted!

Not really but always wanted to use that phrase and this seemed to be the right time
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