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Old 08.11.2011, 15:37
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Are you Anneka Rice in disguise??


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Old 08.11.2011, 15:40
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Groan!
i can give you some lessons to treat a girl, young padawan!

unfortunately if the girls self-stem is too low, your trick will work.
Is it possible that Ouchboy can "pick up" faster in this thread than Swiss Cheddar?


Ha Ha.......That would be an epic fail for Mr Cheddar
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Old 08.11.2011, 15:45
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Well i ment it as to be his wing girl, and not to be the one dating him
Im much better helping guys getting it rigth with a girl than dating them.
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Old 08.11.2011, 15:46
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Ha Ha.......That would be an epic fail for Mr Cheddar
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Old 08.11.2011, 15:49
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Well i ment it as to be his wing girl, and not to be the one dating him
Im much better helping guys getting it rigth with a girl than dating them.
no homo!
That's fine

I haven't seen a "dating" orientated thread on the EF work yet.

Glad to see the consistency continue.
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Old 08.11.2011, 15:54
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That's fine

I haven't seen a "dating" orientated thread on the EF work yet.

Glad to see the consistency continue.
Because I haven't created one.....
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Old 08.11.2011, 15:57
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That's fine

I haven't seen a "dating" orientated thread on the EF work yet.

Glad to see the consistency continue.
Ooooh, on the generating lots of laughs level, they work just fine to me!
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Old 08.11.2011, 16:59
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Challenge Accepted!

Not really but always wanted to use that phrase and this seemed to be the right time.


If you're off killing people, I'm sure others would want to add to your list....
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Old 08.11.2011, 17:11
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Not really but always wanted to use that phrase and this seemed to be the right time
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If you're off killing people, I'm sure others would want to add to your list....
nuff said!

Hope thats clear to all those who pm'ed me to hire.
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Old 08.11.2011, 21:20
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Very pleasant laugh reading this thread, thank you for the smiles
It certainly took me back 20 years.
Best of luck Swiss Cheddar, with that upbeat personality, you'll find a date.

I would suggest that if you're really looking on EF (and I suppose you're correct, there seems to be lots of couples who met the right person here) then select first by the way a person writes.
If there's a mind match, the rest might follow.

The nicest point of your first messages was the fact that you seem to be looking for "the one", a usually a good indicator for emotional maturity and a trustworthy personality.

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Old 08.11.2011, 21:28
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The nicest point of your first messages was the fact that you seem to be looking for "the one",
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Old 08.11.2011, 22:01
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Lolololololol
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Old 08.11.2011, 22:29
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To be fair, I would.
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Old 09.11.2011, 02:58
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and yet no pm from you
You live in Zug and I'm currently only hiring "minimum effort with maximum return".

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What? No! The Rule works..."When you first meet a girl you give her two compliments above the neck. Yeah, tell her she's got nice lips, nice eyes, nice hair... she's intelligent, her moral ethics, whatever crap comes to your mind. Then just when she begins to thinks that you're another - you know - vanilla nice guy that she can tool around with all night without getting naked... you *insult* her! Flip the power dynamic and your let her know that you're here to play. "



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Pardon my blatant analysis...but it seems, that you're not exactly a walk in the park. You need a hug or sumting?
I just don't see the point in continuing relationships that would require either partner to change significantly for both parties to be happy. So I bail as soon as the "annoying-habit-o-metre" reaches a certain point, leaving the young man free to find that lady which simply adores his tendency to leave his socks on the floor expecting to find them washed and properly rolled together (yes, there is a proper and an improper way to roll your socks together) in his drawer, that perfect girl that is totally ok with him thinking that anniversaries/Valentine's Day/her birthday is really not that big a deal and a perfect opportunity to go out with his single mates since all the paired up ones are "tied down", the lady who is totally fine with his helpful suggestions as to how she could be so much hotter if only she would wear/do xyz while he never again saw the inside of a gym since the day he met her, the girl who is actually turned on by him asking for feedback on every single move in the bedroom ("Do you like this? Go on, tell me, do you like that? Ok, how about this? And if I move like this? Aaaaand, what about like that, hmm, is it hot? Tell me, tell me, tell me!"), I'm sure she's out there but she's not me. Either you fit or you don't and I for one refuse to be uncomfortable when I don't have to be.
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Old 09.11.2011, 08:40
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I just don't see the point in continuing relationships that would require either partner to change significantly for both parties to be happy. So I bail as soon as the "annoying-habit-o-metre" reaches a certain point, leaving the young man free to find that lady which simply adores his tendency to leave his socks on the floor expecting to find them washed and properly rolled together (yes, there is a proper and an improper way to roll your socks together) in his drawer, that perfect girl that is totally ok with him thinking that anniversaries/Valentine's Day/her birthday is really not that big a deal and a perfect opportunity to go out with his single mates since all the paired up ones are "tied down", the lady who is totally fine with his helpful suggestions as to how she could be so much hotter if only she would wear/do xyz while he never again saw the inside of a gym since the day he met her, the girl who is actually turned on by him asking for feedback on every single move in the bedroom ("Do you like this? Go on, tell me, do you like that? Ok, how about this? And if I move like this? Aaaaand, what about like that, hmm, is it hot? Tell me, tell me, tell me!"), I'm sure she's out there but she's not me. Either you fit or you don't and I for one refuse to be uncomfortable when I don't have to be.
Well, putting it like this, is a whole different scenario and I would agree with you. Maybe you did it unintentionally, but your previous post did sound a bit insolent IMO.
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Old 09.11.2011, 09:00
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

I think we should actually go ahead and organise a blind date event for SC based on the TV show - any volunteers from the EF ladies to participate ?
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Good call.

Papa Goose can be 'our Graham' with the quick reminders.

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Old 09.11.2011, 10:56
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You live in Zug and I'm currently only hiring "minimum effort with maximum return".



every single move in the bedroom ("Do you like this? Go on, tell me, do you like that? Ok, how about this? And if I move like this? Aaaaand, what about like that, hmm, is it hot? Tell me, tell me, tell me!"),.
I don`t get it He was bringing in and putting your tea down by the bed right? and you get upset about that? sheesh no pleasin some people....
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Old 09.11.2011, 11:01
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I think we should actually go ahead and organise a blind date event for SC based on the TV show - any volunteers from the EF ladies to participate ?
I heard he tried it before...

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The nicest point of your first messages was the fact that you seem to be looking for "the one", a usually a good indicator for emotional maturity and a trustworthy personality.
Bollocks: substitute "an English speaking shag" for "the one"
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