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Old 09.11.2011, 10:12
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

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Bollocks: substitute "an English speaking shag" for "the one"

People are so cynical

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Old 09.11.2011, 10:30
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You live in Zug and I'm currently only hiring "minimum effort with maximum return".


I just don't see the point in continuing relationships that would require either partner to change significantly for both parties to be happy. So I bail as soon as the "annoying-habit-o-metre" reaches a certain point, leaving the young man free to find that lady which simply adores his tendency to leave his socks on the floor expecting to find them washed and properly rolled together (yes, there is a proper and an improper way to roll your socks together) in his drawer, that perfect girl that is totally ok with him thinking that anniversaries/Valentine's Day/her birthday is really not that big a deal and a perfect opportunity to go out with his single mates since all the paired up ones are "tied down", the lady who is totally fine with his helpful suggestions as to how she could be so much hotter if only she would wear/do xyz while he never again saw the inside of a gym since the day he met her, the girl who is actually turned on by him asking for feedback on every single move in the bedroom ("Do you like this? Go on, tell me, do you like that? Ok, how about this? And if I move like this? Aaaaand, what about like that, hmm, is it hot? Tell me, tell me, tell me!"), I'm sure she's out there but she's not me. Either you fit or you don't and I for one refuse to be uncomfortable when I don't have to be.

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Old 09.11.2011, 10:58
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

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because I only date Alpha males - but they're my exes for a reason, which is that I dumped them
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Just a tip from ye serial dater - .
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So I bail as soon as the "annoying-habit-o-metre" reaches a certain point, leaving the young man free to find that lady which simply adores his tendency to leave his socks on the floor expecting to find them washed and properly rolled together

, that perfect girl that is totally ok with him thinking that anniversaries/Valentine's Day/her birthday is really not that big a deal

I for one refuse to be uncomfortable when I don't have to be.

Oh petal, You seem like pretty hard work


Not all men are arseholes you know....... but if you act like a crazy woman, you will surely find them.
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Old 09.11.2011, 11:18
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Oh petal, You seem like pretty hard work


Not all men are arseholes you know....... but if you act like a crazy woman, you will surely find them.
So very true. There are indeed some seriously wonderful men out there...

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Old 09.11.2011, 11:29
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Girls:
(Girl Paradox)


Men:
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Old 09.11.2011, 13:02
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Oh petal, You seem like pretty hard work


Not all men are arseholes you know....... but if you act like a crazy woman, you will surely find them.
Maybe, but I'm not the one looking for blind dates, am I? And not all men are arseholes, true, just often a bit thoughtless. Before you string me up for the alpha males thing - I was trying to find a way of saying that being intimidated by ex-partners is silly. Yes, my mates' reaction to seeing pictures of my ex-partners/flings is invariably "*&!@% he's HAWT!", which was generally not the main criteria, more the fact that they were smart and funny. But we're not together any more and it doesn't matter what the ex was like, you need to focus on the present. And despite not being together anymore, I'm still friends with most of them.

Just because we didn't match up doesn't mean they're not still great guys - if they had only flaws, I'd have been an idiot for picking them. In some cases their main problem is that they are too aware of how much of a catch they are and get this "any woman should be grateful to have me" thing going on... SC's list of wants is pretty modest, actually, one of my friends stipulates bra size and maximum body weight as well as a list of do and don't hobbies. Then he finds a girl that's 75% right and spends the next few months trying to shape her into what he thinks is perfect. I'm fascinated that anyone would put up with it...

So, SC, any improvements on the PM front?
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Old 09.11.2011, 13:27
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actually, one of my friends stipulates bra size and maximum body weight as well as a list of do and don't hobbies. Then he finds a girl that's 75% right and spends the next few months trying to shape her into what he thinks is perfect. I'm fascinated that anyone would put up with it...

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Old 09.11.2011, 13:52
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Bollocks: substitute "an English speaking shag" for "the one"
Oh please !!!!
The younger generation does remain romantic and sincere, even though they are far more realistic than we were.
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Old 09.11.2011, 14:02
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Oh please !!!!
The younger generation does remain promiscuous and fake, because they are exactly the same as we were back then
Fixed that quote for you....
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Old 09.11.2011, 14:07
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Fixed that quote for you....

Speak for yourself Mr Sarcasm !!!!!!
I was a hopeless romantic in my old day
Fake and promiscuous were certainly not what we aspired to.

People perhaps develop undesirable character traits, further to being hurt in relationships and also to protect themselves.
But generally we're all programmed to look for a genuine happy relationship and build a future with a partner.
That's not possible if there is fakeness etc.
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Old 09.11.2011, 15:07
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

So, which female would like to join me for the Yes rock concert in Zürich's Volkshaus, Wednesday, November 23, 2011? Only one of you will be invited (this is kind of like the Wonka chocolate factory golden ticket lottery), um, but without the chocolate.

Preference will be given to virgins, but liars will be a close second on the list

And no, I don't need to hear tales of woe lamenting progressive music.....
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Old 09.11.2011, 15:12
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So, which female would like to join me for the Yes rock concert in Zürich's Volkshaus, Wednesday, November 23, 2011? Only one of you will be invited (this is kind of like the Wonka chocolate factory golden ticket lottery), um, but without the chocolate.

Preference will be given to virgins, but liars will be a close second on the list

And no, I don't need to hear tales of woe lamenting progressive music.....
Gigs anytime, Yes, progressive - no thanks

I am disqualified, anyways, innit..
Plus, would tear your taste apart, hahahahaha. It's ok, not that bad. And quit using the term progressive, that's so old. Even worse than indie rock

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