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Old 02.11.2011, 11:17
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Wanted: Blind Dates.....



As of about 30 mins ago i am single again. Winter is drawing closer i am after a new concubine to snuggle up to.

What i am after:

Female, 22-35, outgoing, independant, curvy, sporty, music lover.


Me:

I am a 31 year old rugby playing, music making, rump shaking English gentleman.



So if you are in Zug or the surrounding area, are single and want to mingle, hit me up on the pm or just post below.


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Old 02.11.2011, 11:31
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Then it would not be a blind date.........thats half the fun!!


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Old 02.11.2011, 11:34
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

As far as I know, dates don't have the sense of sight..

these will suffice I hope:

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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Damn, I don't live in Zug

In other news - 30 minutes? You don't hang about, do you?!
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Old 02.11.2011, 11:42
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Damn, I don't live in Zug
I expanded the criteria


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In other news - 30 minutes? You don't hang about, do you?!

Carpe diem.

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Old 02.11.2011, 11:43
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Then it would not be a blind date.........thats half the fun!!


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The only thing this says to me is that you rumple fugly... with cauli ears... (cauli ears are NOT fugly) :P

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Old 02.11.2011, 11:48
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The only thing this says to me is that you rumple fugly... with cauli ears... (cauli ears are NOT fugly) :P


LOL

I wear protection for my ears when i play rugby, not just to stop cauliflower ears but more importantly i need them for music!

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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

as per forum rules you didn't specify the price of the offered "item" ^_^
Interested persons might not by this stuff.
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Old 02.11.2011, 11:53
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as per forum rules you didn't specify the price of the offered "item" ^_^
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forum rules do not have anything regarding prices on wanted items

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Old 02.11.2011, 12:06
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As of about 30 mins ago i am single again. Winter is drawing closer i am after a new concubine to snuggle up to.

What i am after:

Female, 22-35, outgoing, independant, curvy, sporty, music lover.


Me:

I am a 31 year old rugby playing, music making, rump shaking English gentleman.



So if you are in Zug or the surrounding area, are single and want to mingle, hit me up on the pm or just post below.


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hmm. for some reason, i always thought you were a woman.
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Old 02.11.2011, 12:17
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As of about 30 mins ago i am single again. Winter is drawing closer i am after a new concubine to snuggle up to.
30 minutes..??? what took you so long dude?
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Old 02.11.2011, 12:25
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In over 18 years the show only produced 3 marriages or 1 every 6 years, pretty poor odds if you ask me.
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Old 02.11.2011, 12:29
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

Would it looks like this style?
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Old 02.11.2011, 12:31
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In over 18 years the show only produced 3 marriages or 1 every 6 years, pretty poor odds if you ask me.

But if you forgot the stats of EF..........i like those odds better

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Old 02.11.2011, 12:33
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Would it looks like this style?
nope, more like
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Old 02.11.2011, 12:35
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nope, more like
Ouchboy, at this rate you are never going to get a date.
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Ouchboy, at this rate you are never going to get a date.
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

According to the forum rules you need to add a price to your topic
Are you going to ask for money or offer it?
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Old 02.11.2011, 12:47
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Re: Wanted: Blind Dates.....

More importantly what's your idea for the blind date? and who's gonna pay?
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