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'Light Travels Faster than Sound, Which is Why Some People Appear
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Old 24.11.2011, 14:48
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You seem very philosophical today - has someone recently bowled you a googly?
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You seem very philosophical today - has someone recently bowled you a googly?
Not yet TiMow....the things is, I am cleaning up my two mail boxes while searching for some important mails that I need. The "forwards" that one gets these days is phenomenal. I am posting occasional funnies here.
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Old 24.11.2011, 15:45
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we don't serve your kind here, a neutrino walks into a bar.
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we don't serve your kind here, a neutrino walks into a bar.
I will take the hint...
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Old 24.11.2011, 16:05
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I will take the hint...
someone didn't take the FTL reference...

oh no, I said FTL...
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Old 24.11.2011, 16:10
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'Light Travels Faster than Sound, Which is Why Some People Appear
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My fruityy! You must be talking about common people because us British are bright through and through.
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we don't serve your kind here, a neutrino walks into a bar.
as opposed to:
a neutron walks into bar; "we don't serve your kind here"

[neutrons are slower]
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someone didn't take the FTL reference...

oh no, I said FTL...
Whats FTL..
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Old 24.11.2011, 16:16
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Whats FTL..
faster than light.

Oh- and Ouchboy, you're busted- you're old .
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Old 24.11.2011, 16:22
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faster than light.

Oh- and Ouchboy, you're busted- you're old .
me??

FTL means For The Loss. The opposite of FTW
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