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Old 19.12.2011, 11:55
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The Dailymail Headlines that You Love to Hate!

Ok I just thought this would be funny to look back at this in a few months or years time and remember the repetitive and annoying tabloid headlines that you just see time and time again until you can no longer can bear them...

I start with this one...

<insert celebrity name> pours her <insert outrageous catchy adjective> curves into <tiny, barely there> <insert clothing / garment> ... etc

Here are some examples: Search

  • Chloe Green is making waves as she pours her curves into a strapless purple bikini
  • Showing off her award-winning rear! Carol Vorderman pours her curves into Hervé Léger for Christmas night out
  • Jessica Simpson pours her curves into a VERY clingy dress
  • Black Eyed squeeze! Fergie's zipper slips down after she pours her curves into a clingy Felix the Cat dress at LA event
  • Jennifer Hudson strikes a sultry pose as she pours her curves into flowing yellow gown for Vanity Fair shoot
  • That's what you call HOT pink! TOWIE's Maria Fowler pours her pneumatic curves into a low-cut dress
  • THAT's what you call a corset! Tamara Ecclestone pours her hourglass curves into a figure-hugging dress
  • No coat needed: Maria Fowler pours her ample curves into a skintight bandage dress
  • Courtney Stodden pours curves into tiny white top as she donates old clothes to charity (but will anybody else be prepared to wear those outfits?)
  • Making the girls green with envy! Jennifer Love Hewitt pours her dangerous curves into a sexy corset dress
  • Kim Kardashian is minus husband Kris Humphries as she pours her curves into a sexy Poison Ivy outfit at Halloween party
  • Back to black: TOWIE's Gemma Collins pours her newly-slim curves into a skintight dress for day of filming
  • Emmy Awards 2011: Mad Men's sexiest secretary Christina Hendricks pours her bombshell curves into a glittering gown
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Old 19.12.2011, 11:58
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Re: The Dailymail Headlines that You Love to Hate!

OMG, that is brilliant.
From today's DM no less:
Miss Venezuela 2002 Aída Yéspica shows she is still at her beauty queen best as she slips her dangerous curves into a tiny bikini

Edit: which is, in fact, on the same page as the Chloe Green headline above, I've just realised.

Please note, I only vist the DM website for a good chuckle. Honest.
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Re: The Dailymail Headlines that You Love to Hate!

Try cat's out the bag and makes waves.
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Re: The Dailymail Headlines that You Love to Hate!

Ok I don't wanna spam the forum, another pet hate is those silly names and adjectives they give to women's garment too...

Examples:
  • The Tiny/Sexy LBD!! (Long Black Dress)
  • Barely there
  • Plunging neckline
  • The Jumpsuit!
  • The shear dress!
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Re: The Dailymail Headlines that You Love to Hate!

Gimp suit?
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Re: The Dailymail Headlines that You Love to Hate!

As for Daily Mail headlines you can always try the generating program that the Mail uses

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/
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Re: The Dailymail Headlines that You Love to Hate!

All of these headlines are meaningless if I don't know the price of their house...
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