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Old 21.12.2011, 02:17
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ensure you spell this correct if you google it.. do not miss off the l and add a g.
Please don't Google this at work, at least don't do it in Google Images, and if you insist, use Safe Search Strict.

(Learned the meaning of the word felch from older brother in 1986: Older Brothers, the Google of the pre-internet generation )

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Old 21.12.2011, 08:51
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Re: Innocent Posts to a Dirty Mind

Why do some references quote the straw as being key to the concept?

Not that I could really give a rat's dripping ass ....
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Old 21.12.2011, 09:22
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what is "Felchlin"?
Alas, there is nothing new in the land of the internet.

It is with enormous pleasure that I refer you to our earlier conversation on this topic.

A Frenchman went to the lavatory...

Mud, I can't help noticing you always seem to turn up on these threads. Something you want to tell us?
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Old 21.12.2011, 09:28
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Mud, I can't help noticing you always seem to turn up on these threads. Something you want to tell us?
Just bein' helpful!
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Old 21.12.2011, 11:11
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Re: Innocent Posts to a Dirty Mind

I once worked for Felchlin. They are nice company with nice employees but I always left the factory stinking of chocolate. I got to taste all sorts of chocolate but never knew it was conched and even if I had known it, I would never had realized the double meaning behind it.

Thanks EF smut minds.

By the way, I'm stopping there today to buy some chocolini drops. I'll ask about the conched chocolate in your honour.

Felchlin's location:
http://www.felchlin.com/index_de.php...&x25000_ID=164
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Re: Innocent Posts to a Dirty Mind

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Sorry but that just sounds so wrong but I guess that's what this thread is all about
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Old 21.12.2011, 11:23
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I once worked for Felchlin. They are nice company with nice employees but I always left the factory stinking of chocolate. I got to taste all sorts of chocolate but never knew it was conched
You're just making it worse...
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Old 21.12.2011, 11:40
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ensure you spell this correct if you google it.. do not miss off the second l and add a g.
fixed that for you.


Not that Im proud of, but couldnt google it without the first l..
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Even the saying "act your age, not your shoe-size" is all grown up here. If that were the case in the UK I could act like a 5 year old with impunity, here I have to act 38...

Damn, that means 46 for me....*sigh*
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Old 09.01.2012, 03:09
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