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Old 20.12.2011, 18:55
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Innocent Posts to a Dirty Mind

Maybe it's just me but

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Felchlin has unconched Chocolate
Just sounds utterly filthy.

It shouldn't be allowed on a family forum.
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Old 20.12.2011, 18:59
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Re: Innocent Posts to a Dirty Mind

what is "Felchlin"?
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Old 20.12.2011, 19:02
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Just sounds utterly filthy.

It shouldn't be allowed on a family forum.
You do realise that it only SEEMS like there are children on here, don't you..?
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Old 20.12.2011, 19:09
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Re: Innocent Posts to a Dirty Mind

"Piggy has the conch ..... let him speak".
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Old 20.12.2011, 19:11
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Re: Innocent Posts to a Dirty Mind

he he - that is exactly what I thought when I first saw it!!!
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Old 20.12.2011, 19:14
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what is "Felchlin"?
ensure you spell this correct if you google it.. do not miss off the l and add a g.
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what is "Felchlin"?
Felchin is filling a Wellington Boot with mud and water and then drinking it with a straw !
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Old 20.12.2011, 19:16
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Re: Innocent Posts to a Dirty Mind

Did you subsequently get a PM from Mimi yet saying she has an unexpected Xmas party tonight and may not be home this evening?
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Old 20.12.2011, 19:32
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Re: Innocent Posts to a Dirty Mind

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You do realise that it only SEEMS like there are children on here, don't you..?
Hey speak for yourself!

No... wait....
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Old 20.12.2011, 19:35
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Hey speak for yourself!

No... wait....
I was (it seems... )
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Old 20.12.2011, 19:42
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Re: Innocent Posts to a Dirty Mind

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Why the sad face? Being a child rocks!!!

oh... wait..... Am I not 16 anymore??? Now I see
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Why the sad face? Being a child rocks!!!

oh... wait..... Am I not 16 anymore??? Now I see
Even the saying "act your age, not your shoe-size" is all grown up here. If that were the case in the UK I could act like a 5 year old with impunity, here I have to act 38...
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Old 20.12.2011, 20:09
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Re: Innocent Posts to a Dirty Mind

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Even the saying "act your age, not your shoe-size" is all grown up here. If that were the case in the UK I could act like a 5 year old with impunity, here I have to act 38...
That's no fun at all!!
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Old 20.12.2011, 20:15
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Even the saying "act your age, not your shoe-size" is all grown up here. If that were the case in the UK I could act like a 5 year old with impunity, here I have to act 38...
WHY?
I don't
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Old 20.12.2011, 21:26
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That's no fun at all!!
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WHY?
I don't
Oh, go on you two - I'll join you for a childish romp.

(As this is the "dirty mind" thread, that probably sounds quite rude... )
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Old 20.12.2011, 21:50
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Re: Innocent Posts to a Dirty Mind

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Even the saying "act your age, not your shoe-size" is all grown up here. If that were the case in the UK I could act like a 5 year old with impunity, here I have to act 38...
That is SO childish.........acting 38! At that age you`re still wet behind the ears!
At least try and act 45! (That`s the new 25)
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Old 20.12.2011, 23:35
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Re: Innocent Posts to a Dirty Mind

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(As this is the "dirty mind" thread, that probably sounds quite rude... )
yikes! don't know whether to laugh or blush!
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Old 20.12.2011, 23:42
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Re: Innocent Posts to a Dirty Mind

why do I always miss the best threads till it's too frigging late?


C**ts
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Old 20.12.2011, 23:50
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Re: Innocent Posts to a Dirty Mind

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Maybe it's just me but

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Felchlin has unconched Chocolate, the centenario crudo.
Just sounds utterly filthy.

It shouldn't be allowed on a family forum.


"A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste". (Jules Carlysle)


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Old 21.12.2011, 01:35
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"A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste". (Jules Carlysle)

I drink to that
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