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Old 29.10.2007, 13:30
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Flag is up on that one I'm afraid .... HTF do you get a direct route to Island Gardens for Kentish Town ??
via the weakest link ... Bank .... (Anne Robinson's rule)
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Old 29.10.2007, 13:31
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via the weakest link ... Bank .... (Anne Robinson's rule)
I want to groan you twelvety times ....
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Old 29.10.2007, 13:52
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue

In that case we're back to Dollis Hill....
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Old 29.10.2007, 13:57
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue

The quoted London Underground study is a hoax.
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue

Which brings us directly to Shoreditch.
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Old 29.10.2007, 14:11
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue

Dollis Hill

(archhhh, I think we may be embarking on another Dollis Hill loop - sorry folks)
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue

Heathrow Terminals 123

i feel the need to open the game up a little...
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Old 29.10.2007, 14:22
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue

Sorry to be a bit stupid, but can someone clarify whether Moreton's 2nd parallel is envoked, and whether Stovold's 2nd amendment to the standard convention is in play? Obviously they could alter the course of the game quite substantially!!
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Good question. I was assuming Stovold's 2nd but as someone suggested Ongar isn't offside then perhaps not...
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue

It depends on whether using the escalators in Covent Garden is allowable, I suppose...
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Old 29.10.2007, 14:33
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It depends on whether using the escalators in Covent Garden is allowable, I suppose...
Nonsense! Neither Moreton's or Stovold's are applicable in this situation. But since you're clearly a novice, I won't raise an objection
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I have never seen any. There are four lifts and some nasty stairs...

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Old 29.10.2007, 14:40
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue

By the way, Samantha's just told me she's got to nip off now, because she's helping a gentleman friend to pick some apples from his orchard. He's just starting out in the scrumpy business and Samantha's extremely excited because she thinks that soon he's going to be really big in cider.
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Old 29.10.2007, 14:49
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Nonsense! Neither Moreton's or Stovold's are applicable in this situation. But since you're clearly a novice, I won't raise an objection
Ah yes, I forgot about Moreton's, I've only just received the rules and haven't been able to read all the way through.

But as Samantha has now left, I suppose we have arrived at Euston.
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Old 29.10.2007, 14:50
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Flag is up on that one I'm afraid .... HTF do you get a direct route to Island Gardens for Kentish Town ??

I invoked the the oft-forgotten gudgeon rule of 1821 paragraph IIIa.
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue

and then on to ..... Dollis Hill.

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Ah yes, I forgot about Moreton's, I've only just received the rules and haven't been able to read all the way through.

But as Samantha has now left, I suppose we have arrived at Euston.
And Euston is, as we all know, just one stop from


























Kings Cross
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Old 29.10.2007, 14:59
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue

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Kings Cross

Not on my map its not. I think you forgot about pesky Dollis Hill my friend.

Miss a turn.
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Old 29.10.2007, 15:01
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue

Infanta de Castilla
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Not on my map its not. I think you forgot about pesky Dollis Hill my friend.

Miss a turn.
Then you need a new map.

I'll take a Community Chest instead.
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