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Old 22.04.2012, 00:27
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Who was Jesus?

There were 3 good arguments thatJesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures

And 3 good arguments that Jesus was a Mexican:
1. He didnít speak English
2. He spent a lot of time in the garden
3. His name was Jesus!

And of course 3 arguments that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still
work to do

Do I get an AMEN?
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Old 22.04.2012, 00:30
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Re: Who was Jesus?

"But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

3. He started a new religion"

Actually, then he would have been from upstate NY!

(Quakers, Mormons, Jehovahs, etc).

Tom


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Re: Who was Jesus?

"And even when he was dead he had tp get up because there was still work to do"....AMEN!!
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