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Old 08.11.2007, 16:18
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Toilet humour

One of the most moving descriptions of the effect of taking laxatives I've ever read:
http://www.singletrackworld.com/foru...1618&t=3141618
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Old 08.11.2007, 16:22
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Re: Toilet humour

Duplicate mate this has been up a couple of months ago, but still v v funny!!!
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Old 08.11.2007, 16:23
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Re: Toilet humour

Most descriptions about laxatives are rather moving in one way or another, but this...

These people really seem to know their sh1t.
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Old 08.11.2007, 16:46
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Re: Toilet humour

Thanks for sharing info im going to eat more fruit from now on dont want to experience any of that thankyou (i was going to say shit not thankyou but dodger beat me to it)
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Old 08.11.2007, 16:53
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One of the most moving descriptions of the effect of taking laxatives I've ever read:
http://www.singletrackworld.com/foru...1618&t=3141618
Excruciatingly funny - tears were rolling.
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Could I please remind people that they should refrain from visiting this thread after 22:00.
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Old 08.11.2007, 17:19
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Could I please remind people that they should refrain from visiting this thread after 22:00.
Or during work hours when your workmates may ask you why you are teary-eyed at your desk. I'm only halfway through reading this thing. Sweet Jesus.

This is absolute gold.
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Old 08.11.2007, 19:58
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Now THAT was funny.... I'm crying!!!
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Old 08.11.2007, 20:26
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Re: Toilet humour

OMG :

Picolax turned my bum from it's usual semi-dormant state:
a bit like Vesuvius; an impresssive and majestic sight with occasional noxious wiffs, regular minor expulsions of dangerous matter and a very rare display of awesome ferocity worthy of international news

into:
a portal from another collapsing largely aqeous universe via which all compressed matter emerged at trans light speeds, expanding exponentially as it emerges from the "wormhole".


If you think the widespread deluges of precipitation experienced this "summer" in any way approach "Biblical Proportions", then rest assured by 09:00 tomorrow you will have ample personal evidence to entirely revise your delusion.

I will add three pieces of advice, two very useful, the other certainly very serious.


1] Wear tracksuit bottoms or other baggy style garment with elasticated waist, this might give you an outside chance.

PLEASE READ THE NEXT ITEM VERY CAREFULLY BEFORE TAKING "AGENT" PICOLAX

2] CHECK THE TIME & DATE OF APPOINTMENT ON THE HOSPITAL LETTER,

REPEAT

2] CHECK THE TIME & DATE OF APPOINTMENT ON THE HOSPITAL LETTER

3] Have a TRUSTED friend verify your reading of the details in ITEM 2
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Did Prince Philip fart ?


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Did Prince Philip fart ?
THE QUEEN: We are not amused
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Old 21.01.2008, 18:43
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Re: Toilet humour

Toilet humour on the move...
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...for internet dating


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Old 05.02.2008, 10:19
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Re: Toilet humour

Sorry for the groan, but I just read what you sid about desrimination against disabled people but you think it´s ok to post this about fat people! (who are also a group who suffer from descrimination.)
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Sorry for the groan, but I just read what you sid about desrimination against disabled people but you think it´s ok to post this about fat people! (who are also a group who suffer from descrimination.)

No need to apologise, it is your right to express your opinion by a groan,thanks or adding/taking away to reputation.

Yes, I do think I can post this,about fat people BECAUSE I unite in myself
a handicapped and obese person (BMI of 35) at once, if you can't laugh about yourself then you can't laugh about anything.

And yes I also feel i can fight against discrimination of us handicapped ppl ( whatever the handicap may be) and at the same time joke about our failings,which I even publicly do so ( about my handicap) on a webpage!
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No need to apologise, it is your right to express your opinion by a groan,thanks or adding/taking away to reputation.

Yes, I do think I can post this,about fat people BECAUSE I unite in myself
a handicapped and obese person (BMI of 35) at once, if you can't laugh about yourself then you can't laugh about anything.

And yes I also feel i can fight against discrimination of us handicapped ppl ( whatever the handicap may be) and at the same time joke about our failings,which I even publicly do so ( about my handicap) on a webpage!
What a QUALITY attititude to life. You are an inspiration.
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No need to apologise, it is your right to express your opinion by a groan,thanks or adding/taking away to reputation.

Yes, I do think I can post this,about fat people BECAUSE I unite in myself
a handicapped and obese person (BMI of 35) at once, if you can't laugh about yourself then you can't laugh about anything.

And yes I also feel i can fight against discrimination of us handicapped ppl ( whatever the handicap may be) and at the same time joke about our failings,which I even publicly do so ( about my handicap) on a webpage!
That´s a great point. But not being able to see through a computer screen means I don´t immediately get the irony of your post, which brings it back to just being a dig a fat chicks.
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Old 01.05.2008, 00:33
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Re: Toilet humour

What dedication - deserves to be the employee of the month !!

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Old 01.05.2008, 00:44
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What dedication - deserves to be the employee of the month !!
Not if the laptop is company property!!!
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