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Old 18.06.2012, 12:48
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Now that Odile's out, I'll take the car, but I'll only pay £0.00. That makes it a third less than CHF 0.00. Also, I'll need you to hump it for me, free.

You can't contact me on my invisphone any time, 18:00-21:00.
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Old 18.06.2012, 12:51
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Re: For Sale

I don't live near Basel. Can you send it to me by mail?
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Old 18.06.2012, 12:54
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Re: For Sale

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Now that Odile's out, I'll take the car, but I'll only pay £0.00. That makes it a third less than CHF 0.00. Also, I'll need you to hump it for me, free.

You can't contact me on my invisphone any time, 18:00-21:00.
I think you'll find this car is now on it's last legs after being well humped by Adrian.
Maybe that's why it's so reasonably priced?

Buyer Beware!
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Old 18.06.2012, 12:55
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Re: For Sale

all the others are just time wasters, you pay me 20chf and then ill take it, the car that is...
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Old 18.06.2012, 12:59
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Re: For Sale

I suggest that before anyone commits, they should get it properly checked out - you never know what you might find ....... eh, Mr. London?



[could only find the septic (irony) version]
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Old 18.06.2012, 13:00
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I don't live near Basel. Can you send it to me by mail?
My address is:

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Hammergeilstr. 6
Bitsch, VS

I need the car by Wednesday.
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Old 18.06.2012, 13:02
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Re: For Sale

I'll buy it. I need transport to the Invisible Art exhibit in London.
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Old 18.06.2012, 13:11
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Re: For Sale

He's selling it with a full tank apparently.

60 litres is a lot of juice to give away.

You usually only get a bucket and a half in a lifetime.
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Old 18.06.2012, 13:31
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I appear to have run out of rep, otherwise I'd be humping some to all of you right now.

I did put some in the glove compartment of my car, but then they turned into gloves.
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Old 18.06.2012, 13:32
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Re: For Sale

Why hasn't the OP replied to me? Does he have something against foreigners?
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Old 18.06.2012, 13:34
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Why hasn't the OP replied to me? Does he have something against foreigners?
No, just women and people who like to buy cars.
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Old 04.07.2012, 13:52
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Car.

PM if interested.
Not interested. No PM sent...
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Old 11.07.2012, 02:35
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Re: For Sale

Unfortunately, I received it Can you please not send it again?
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Old 11.07.2012, 06:59
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Unfortunately, I received it Can you please not send it again?
OK. PM not sent again...
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Car for sale

17500 CHF, negotiable
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Not with those KMs on it - especially without leather.
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Re: For Sale

what the hell did I miss? again...
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Old 16.08.2013, 14:43
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what the hell did I miss? again...
I think this thread started all the trouble again.
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Old 16.08.2013, 15:05
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I think this thread started all the trouble again.
but why was my thread deleted and posted here?
I thought it would be nice for the Friday afternoon
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Old 16.08.2013, 15:07
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but why was my thread deleted and posted here?
I thought it would be nice for the Friday afternoon
Maybe it wasn't funny enough.
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