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Old 18.06.2012, 10:53
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Old 18.06.2012, 11:00
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lol, trying for the best add ever Adrian? Good work!!!
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Old 18.06.2012, 11:07
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Car.

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Thats actually more info than some adverts on here!!


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Old 18.06.2012, 11:12
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Is it charge by word?
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Old 18.06.2012, 11:12
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I need a car. I'll buy it. Price is no object. But it must be a lime green Iroc.
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Old 18.06.2012, 11:14
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Thats actually more info than some adverts on here!!


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Old 18.06.2012, 11:23
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lol... good one
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Old 18.06.2012, 11:24
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Re: For Sale

I had a PM asking for more details

So here it is.

The price is 0 CHF. That's a bargain. However, one downside is that the car doesn't exist. It is, therefore, extremely cheap to insure, plus it costs nothing to fill up with fuel.
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Old 18.06.2012, 11:26
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I've attached photos of the inside and outside.
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Old 18.06.2012, 11:27
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Sounds perfect - I'll take it.
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Old 18.06.2012, 11:28
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The price is 0 CHF. That's a bargain. However, one downside is that the car doesn't exist.
Careful....... they will try to bargain you down !!!
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Old 18.06.2012, 11:29
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Will you take less than CHF 0.00 ?
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Old 18.06.2012, 11:31
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Of course. Please let me know the discount percentage you're interested in offering.
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Is the above contract binding in Swiss Law?
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Old 18.06.2012, 11:33
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Less than CHF 0.00, I just don't have that kind of money and no way am I getting into a bidding war over a non existent car, not after last time
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Old 18.06.2012, 11:35
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Re: For Sale

Where can't I view the car first?

But also I note that Odile has already entered into a written contract with you to take it.
I presume you will be pursuing him for full and final non-payment?
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Old 18.06.2012, 11:35
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Re: For Sale

It looks like a lime green Iroc to me! I'll take it!
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Looks like miniMia and Odile are getting into a bidding war.

Who can afford to go lowest?
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Old 18.06.2012, 11:38
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Re: For Sale

is this car suitable to enter in the invisible art expo in basel? whats the condition of the paintwork, i hope its not scratched or chipped
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Where can't I view the car first?

But also I note that Odile has already entered into a written contract with you to take it.
I presume you will be pursuing him for full and final non-payment?

HIM???? HOW SEXIST TO FIND THAT A CAR EXPERT HAS TO BE MALE
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