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Where can I find a Halal girlfriend?

Can she be stunned before the relationship is consummated?

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Old 28.11.2012, 14:53
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Does she have to be stunned before the relationship is conssumated?
If you really need to do that dude...
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If you really need to do that dude...
There is one good thing about that...
They don't make too much noise! And actually they don't suffer too much pain neither
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There is one good thing about that...
They don't make too much noise! And actually they don't suffer too much pain neither
we need to merge this thread with the misandry one then
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Old 28.11.2012, 15:03
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Can she be stunned before the relationship is consummated?

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You must be a stunner then?
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Re: Where can I find a Halal girlfriend?

Stoned girlfriend might be easier to find?
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Old 28.11.2012, 15:06
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Re: Where can I find a Halal girlfriend?

Not another thread about sheep
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Old 28.11.2012, 15:10
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You must be a stunner then?
That's what she said (well she couldn't have said anything)

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Stoned girlfriend might be easier to find?
Yes but that would probably make her non Halal.

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Not another thread about sheep
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Old 28.11.2012, 15:39
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Can she be stunned before the relationship is consummated?

The joys of the EF!
Would rohypnol do the trick?
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Old 28.11.2012, 15:39
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Re: Where can I find a Halal girlfriend?

Are you planning to slaughter and eat her?

Seems to be the new thing in the U.S. at least...

http://abcnews.go.com/US/chef-killed...9#.ULYTW2dj4-c

http://www.examiner.com/article/man-...e-freezes-head



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Old 28.11.2012, 15:43
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Re: Where can I find a Halal girlfriend?

do send a photo of her once you find one. we'd love to have a butcher's at her
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Old 28.11.2012, 15:47
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Re: Where can I find a Halal girlfriend?

Can I have the liver?

I'm anemic, you know...
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do send a photo of her once you find one. we'd love to have a butcher's at her


But I'm not sure if she's 100% Kosher
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Are you planning to slaughter and eat her?
Perhaps the latter...
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Re: Where can I find a Halal girlfriend?

only your wife is your halal (girl)friend..
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Re: Where can I find a Halal girlfriend?

Have you tried looking for love on the halal internet?

http://www.newscientist.com/article/...-internet.html
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Old 03.12.2012, 17:06
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only your wife is your halal (girl)friend..
What about a Halal Concubine? (see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concubi...lamic_theology)
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Are you planning to slaughter and eat her?

Seems to be the new thing in the U.S. at least...

http://abcnews.go.com/US/chef-killed...9#.ULYTW2dj4-c

http://www.examiner.com/article/man-...e-freezes-head



I love your profile's pic hahaha
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What about a Halal Concubine? (see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concubi...lamic_theology)
Instead of relying on wiki you might want to read Quran . I can send you if you want!
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Instead of relying on wiki you might want to read Quran . I can send you if you want!
I got a copy thanks... On my iPhone...
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