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Old 21.12.2012, 12:08
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For Sale: Apocalypse Shelter [Zollikon]

Unused.

Will suit single person with paranoia.

All offers considered.
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Old 21.12.2012, 12:08
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Re: For Sale: Apocalypse Shelter

Photos?????
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Old 21.12.2012, 12:09
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Unused.

Will suit single person with paranoia.

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Sadly the bottom just fell out of the market...
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Old 21.12.2012, 12:17
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Re: For Sale: Apocalypse Shelter

Forum rules state you have to name a price.
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Old 21.12.2012, 12:21
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Re: For Sale: Apocalypse Shelter

Nah, most Swiss apartment blocks have one of those built into the basement already!
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Old 21.12.2012, 12:31
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Re: For Sale: Apocalypse Shelter [Zollikon]

/me giggles to self
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Old 21.12.2012, 12:32
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Re: For Sale: Apocalypse Shelter [Zollikon]




cheers
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Old 21.12.2012, 12:41
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Re: For Sale: Apocalypse Shelter [Zollikon]

You can't keep the apocalypse in a shelter.
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Old 21.12.2012, 12:42
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Re: For Sale: Apocalypse Shelter [Zollikon]

..and then people complain about those sheltered chidlren, what's a little apocalypse gonna do to them?!
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Old 21.12.2012, 12:43
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Re: For Sale: Apocalypse Shelter [Zollikon]

Mods aren't the smartest cookies - one changes the title to include Zollikon - why would they do that? Did I say it was in Zollikon? Just because that is my location?

Anyway - I am withdrawing it from sale.

I have just been updated that we are all doomed in 28 minutes - got to go!
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Old 21.12.2012, 12:44
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Re: For Sale: Apocalypse Shelter [Zollikon]

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..and then people complain about those sheltered chidlren, what's a little apocalypse gonna do to them?!
Burn their toast?
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Old 21.12.2012, 12:47
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Re: For Sale: Apocalypse Shelter [Zollikon]

It's actually your bedroom isn't it ? A cunning ploy to reel in ladies...

How much again ?
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Old 21.12.2012, 12:53
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It's actually your bedroom isn't it ? A cunning ploy to reel in ladies...

How much again ?
So you want to visit dodgyken in his bedroom?!
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Old 21.12.2012, 12:55
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Re: For Sale: Apocalypse Shelter [Zollikon]

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So you want to visit dodgyken in his bedroom?!
This post is better without pictures ....
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Old 21.12.2012, 14:21
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Re: For Sale: Apocalypse Shelter [Zollikon]

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For Sale:
Apocalypse Shelter

Condition:
Used - like new

Summary:
Used once to survive the 2012 Mayan predicted apocalypse. Did exactly what it said on the tin - allowing the user to emerge into the re-born world without a scratch.

Details:
One person pod
Ample dry goods storage
Fold down bed
6" thick glass porthole
300l self contained water hold
Triple-air-lock type minimal flush toilet
Solar panels
Battery life of 6 hours

Special features:
Upgraded emergency beacon (auto-activated - will need factory reset)
External orange paintwork - with luminescence and florescence bands
Built in coffee machine with cappuccino attachment

Buyer must collect - with a flatbed truck.
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Old 21.12.2012, 14:25
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Re: For Sale: Apocalypse Shelter [Zollikon]

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Upgraded emergency beacon
Oh what a pity. I'd like one with emergency bacon. You know, the end of the world is coming and you're hungry. Vegans would like it, too.
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Old 21.12.2012, 14:28
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Re: For Sale: Apocalypse Shelter [Zollikon]

Does it come with fresh MFK?

Can you specify view times?

Most importantly can it be collected after Xmas
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Old 21.12.2012, 15:19
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Re: For Sale: Apocalypse Shelter [Zollikon]

WTF??....No PS3 in the shelter???


DO NOT PURCHASE THIS ITEM!!!!

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