An ancient Rock-n-Roller, real name Ernest Evans aged 77 years, and better known to older twisters as Chubby Checker, objects to a Hewlett-Packard application for Palm OS devices, that helps you asses a man's penis size by knowing the size of his shoes.

Chubby is suing HP for lots of money because he didn't think of the idea first. The application uses his stage name as a euphemism for penis size measurement, more info...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21471967

his action only shows that he is very small

Sometimes you don't even have to know the shoe size:

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I know.
That hat tells me everything I need to know. It's just - wrong..

The real story here is how disappointing the headline is- British copywriters or editors would normally have a field day with this, this guy will probably catch hell at Soho House for its lameness.

Hilarious story, in any case.

My shoe size is a 9 1/2 with a a extra pair socks I need a 10.Its cold in canada hence the extra pair of socks

We all know that size doesn't matter.

No, wait -................