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The Pope is Argentinian and it's not even Lionel Messi !!!
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This proves that God is Argentinian!
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Old 14.03.2013, 11:58
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Re: Pope jokes

Brings a whole new meaning to Maradonna's "hand of God".
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Re: Pope jokes

The committee decided beforehand that the next pope must represent a minority group. He must be either black or gay.
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The committee decided beforehand that the next pope must represent a minority group. He must be either black or gay.
a black, lesbian, handicapped woman!
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a black, lesbian, handicapped woman!
if you are attracted to women, the Vatican must be the worst place in the world
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Re: Pope jokes

how the conclave really works
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The committee decided beforehand that the next pope must represent a minority group. He must be either black or gay.
Majority group you mean........perverts!
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Old 15.03.2013, 12:08
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Re: Pope jokes

The Pope, wearing a fabulous vintage chiffon-lined Dior gold lame gown
over a silk Vera Wang empire waist tulle cocktail dress,
accessorised with a three-foot House of Whoville hat and
the ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in the Wizard of Oz, on his way to tell us it's wrong to be Gay.

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Re: Pope jokes

Can somebody send up a plume of white smoke when the humour shows up on this thread?
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Can somebody send up a plume of white smoke when the humour shows up on this thread?
I was wondering. Perhaps you should move it to current affairs?
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I was thinking "trash" would be the most adequate destination.
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This one is in Spanish but easy to understand (at least I hope)
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This one is in Spanish but easy to understand (at least I hope)
I can understand the Spanish, but can't see any joke.
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I do, and I loved it
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Re: Pope jokes

One for the Brits.....
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Re: Pope jokes

God is like the humour in this thread:

Everyone is talking about it but no one has actually seen it yet.

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Old 15.03.2013, 15:37
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Re: Pope jokes

My eight year old called my mobile and said 'Papa, they have just chosen a new Pope'

I replied - 'is he Catholic?'

His response - 'I will find out'
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