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ozibird 16.01.2008 21:20

If a bird in the hand's worth 2 in the bush, what's a bird in the hand of bush worth?
 
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Zug bound 17.01.2008 10:50

Re: If a bird in the hand's worth 2 in the bush, what's a bird in the hand of bush wo
 
Best guess would be two thousand UAE dirhams.;)
I can remember stopping at a petrol station on the outskirts of Dubai and idly glancing into the car next to us. There was a falcon (complete with leather hood) sitting on the headrest of the passenger seat. I thought I was halucinating having imbibed far too much while watching Tom Jones perform:msncrazy:

ozibird 17.01.2008 18:47

Re: If a bird in the hand's worth 2 in the bush, what's a bird in the hand of bush wo
 
you don't want to be the pidgeon that's for sure. Please come say Hi next time you're in Dubai.

Natasha 17.01.2008 19:22

Re: If a bird in the hand's worth 2 in the bush, what's a bird in the hand of bush wo
 
I thought this was going to be a really really dirty thread from the title :msnblush:

Zug bound 18.01.2008 10:44

Re: If a bird in the hand's worth 2 in the bush, what's a bird in the hand of bush wo
 
Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Why does the word bush suggest rudery? It does I know, but I can't work out why. We had a friend who was extremely naive, I can't remember why but he was very interested in beavers. Not the lady parts, rather the animals. WE spent a highly entertaining evening suggesting to him that a wet beaver was a happy beaver, that beaver's liked to part their hair in the centre etc. Doesn't sound funny written down, but it was at the time. He was furious when he found out we were just mucking about with double entendres:msnblush:
Sorry, Ozibird, it's doubtful we'll ever be back in Dubai for any length of time. It was another life 6 years ago.;)

peachy 18.01.2008 11:05

Re: If a bird in the hand's worth 2 in the bush, what's a bird in the hand of bush wo
 
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Originally Posted by Zug bound (Post 158451)
Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Why does the word bush suggest rudery? It does I know, but I can't work out why. We had a friend who was extremely naive, I can't remember why but he was very interested in beavers. Not the lady parts, rather the animals. WE spent a highly entertaining evening suggesting to him that a wet beaver was a happy beaver, that beaver's liked to part their hair in the centre etc. Doesn't sound funny written down, but it was at the time. He was furious when he found out we were just mucking about with double entendres:msnblush:
Sorry, Ozibird, it's doubtful we'll ever be back in Dubai for any length of time. It was another life 6 years ago.;)

From this I'm guessing Natasha is British and you are American?

Zug bound 18.01.2008 12:39

Re: If a bird in the hand's worth 2 in the bush, what's a bird in the hand of bush wo
 
Me? American?:eek: Don't be ridiculous. I am English through and through (some polish somewhere down the line I understand) so, a bit of a mongrel really:p

Guest 22.01.2008 14:14

Re: If a bird in the hand's worth 2 in the bush, what's a bird in the hand of bush wo
 
Oh hell, I wish the bird would take a crap on his head.


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