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Old 12.10.2006, 12:47
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How to deal with telemarketers

You'll need sound:

www.theodoresworld.net/watch/Bob_and_Tom_-_Telemarketer_Nightmare.mp3
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Old 12.10.2006, 13:01
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Re: How to deal with telemarketers

Thats classic!!
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Old 12.10.2006, 13:14
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Re: How to deal with telemarketers

here's a nice counterscript.....

LOL at the homicide
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Re: How to deal with telemarketers

Thanks for posting that. It fair brightened up a dull lunchtime
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Re: How to deal with telemarketers

Absolutely hysterical!

For those without the acting abilities, one thing that has worked for me for several years (as the Telecom company's telemarketers have ramped up), is to point out (true, actually) that "my company's largest customer is Swisscom... I think it'd be a truly bad idea to switch to <your company name here>". They're off in seconds.

Not funny, but functional. Try it next time.
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