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Old 04.02.2008, 07:34
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Top 50 Sporting Insults

Top Insults : Sports

my personal favourite -

"So how are your wife and my kids?"

"The wife's fine, the kids are retarded."

An exchange between Rod Marsh, the Australia wicketkeeper, and Ian Botham, the England all-rounder
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Old 04.02.2008, 11:25
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Re: Top 50 Sporting Insults

Shane Warne: "I've been waiting two years to make you look stupid again."
Daryll Cullinan: "You look like you spent it eating."
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Old 04.02.2008, 11:56
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Re: Top 50 Sporting Insults

In a similar vein, here are some commentating gaffs from the Sydney Olympics:

http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/olympics.asp



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Old 04.02.2008, 12:16
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Re: Top 50 Sporting Insults

Not sure who was on the receiving end, but once when asked how he got to be so fat, Merv Hughes responded."Everytime I f***ked your wife I ate a biscuit"
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Re: Top 50 Sporting Insults

Some cut and paste-

- Glen McGrath to Sarwan- "What's it like sucking Lara's cock?"
Sarwan replied- "I dunno ask your wife"

McGrath (losing it): "If you ever F*ing mention my wife again, I'll F*ing

rip your F*fing throat out."

Sarwan went on to score a century


- Hughes & Javed Miandad during 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus conductor. A few balls later Merv dismissed Javed: “Tickets please“, Merv called out as he ran past the departing batsman.

- Ravi Shastri v/s the Aussie 12th man. Shastri hits it to this guy and looks for a single...this guy gets the ball in and says "if you leave the crease i'll
break your head"

Shastri: "If you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn't be the
12th man"

- Glenn McGrath (bowling to portly Zimbabwean chicken farmer Eddo Brandes): “Hey Eddo, why are you so F**ing Fat?” Eddo Brandes:”Because every time I F*** your mother, she throws me a biscuit”
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Old 05.02.2008, 12:11
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Re: Top 50 Sporting Insults

Cricket sledging rules

My favourite one was this between Mike Atherton and Ian Healy...Athers was caught behind but judged not out, end of the over...

Healy - "You're a cheat"
Atherton - "When in Rome..."



But it was recently pipped by this gem from Viv Richards. Greg Thomas was bowling in a county match, Viv missed a couple of times and it went thusly...

Thomas - "It's red, round and weighs 5 ounces..."

Next ball, Viv whacks him out of the ground and into the river...

Richards - "You know what it looks like Greg, go fetch it!"

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Re: Top 50 Sporting Insults

Isnt the all time best -the aussie fan to Phil Tufnell - "Lend me your brain Phil, im trying to build an idiot!"
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Re: Top 50 Sporting Insults

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Cricket sledging rules
You got that right mate Atherton one was classic considering the dirty cricket that the Aussies play

Some sledging videos-








Forgot this one from T20 final. Flintoff sledged Yuvraj and Yuvraj took it out on poor Broad 6x6s in one over. The look on Flintoff's face is priceless.


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