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23.09.2016, 13:26
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| Quote: | |  | | | | | | | | Cue Jeopardy theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJp8d085niI
The silly youtube attachment doesn't work.
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23.09.2016, 14:20
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| Quote: | | | | | Cue Jeopardy theme song | | | | | | Quote: | | | | | The silly youtube attachment doesn't work. | | | | | Indeed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvUZijEuNDQ
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23.09.2016, 17:25
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25.09.2016, 08:10
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"What's you problem...why are you staring at me?" asks a girl, when she can't get rid off a guy gawking at her. "What else can I do, Miss, my wife banned me from looking at pretty ladies".
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25.09.2016, 10:16
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29.09.2016, 18:43
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30.09.2016, 13:26
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If you read this in english .....
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30.09.2016, 18:47
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01.10.2016, 19:06
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05.10.2016, 10:59
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For centuries Hindu women have worn a dot (Tikka) on their foreheads.
Most of us naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian High Commission in Delhi has recently revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.
On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won:
A - Taxi licence in Leeds.
B - Convenience store in Birmingham.
C - Service station in Bristol.
D - Kebab shop in London.
E - Take away cafe in Manchester.
If there is nothing there, he must stay in India and take a job answering telephones, working for Virgin Media.
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06.10.2016, 14:48
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06.10.2016, 15:11
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Remains to be seen if glass coffins become popular.
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07.10.2016, 08:37
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Last edited by sva; 07.10.2016 at 08:37.
Reason: you tube script does not seem to work..
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08.10.2016, 19:28
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08.10.2016, 20:39
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10.10.2016, 09:35
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10.10.2016, 14:17
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A man wakes up one morning and goes downstairs to see his wife over the cooker with a frying pan in her hand. When he gets closer he see's one of his socks in the pan.
"What are you doing"? asks the man, his wife replies "exactly what you asked me to do when you rolled in drunk last night"
How strange thought the man, I don't remember asking her to cook my sock.
Three women, one engaged, one a mistress & one married, decide to treat their men by wearing black leather bras, stilleto heels & a leather face mask. The engaged woman says "My man leapt on me & we made love all night". The mistress adds "Me too, we had wild unhibited s*x all night". The married woman sighs "My husband came home, took one look at me & said "What's for tea Batman?"
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13.10.2016, 18:39
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13.10.2016, 18:59
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