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Old 07.11.2016, 21:56
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I was shocked to learn today I'm colourblind.
Totally out of the green..



What's the best cheese to hide a horse with?

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How do you call a Dinosaur in for its dinner?

Tea, Rex!
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Old 07.11.2016, 22:08
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Hmmmm, a particular cute Amazon...
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Old 07.11.2016, 22:18
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Hmmmm, a particular cute Amazon...
I know.. those boxy cheekbones
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Old 07.11.2016, 23:13
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A paper on bullshit and bullshitters, titled "On the Reception and Detection of Pseudo-Profound Bullshit" http://www.arts.uwaterloo.ca/~dkoehl.../jdm15923a.pdf
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Old 08.11.2016, 20:43
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]




Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?”

“Eight”, the boy replied.

The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?”

The boy replied, “Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."

"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.

"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of that.”
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Old 09.11.2016, 23:59
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Old 10.11.2016, 10:16
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Old 10.11.2016, 18:20
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

What did the Pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey
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Old 11.11.2016, 12:35
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Old 11.11.2016, 12:41
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights....












....like he's a Muslim or something.
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Old 11.11.2016, 19:11
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I've put all my dogging equipment up for sale on Ricardo. No bids yet but I've got 12 watching.
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Old 14.11.2016, 14:33
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Old 15.11.2016, 22:00
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

a fishy tale

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Old 16.11.2016, 12:43
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Old 16.11.2016, 14:15
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A paper on bullshit and bullshitters, titled "On the Reception and Detection of Pseudo-Profound Bullshit" http://www.arts.uwaterloo.ca/~dkoehl.../jdm15923a.pdf
Oh, thank you, FunnyBone. This is chockablock full of quotable quotes, and had me laughing out loud. Really, thanks!
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Old 16.11.2016, 16:23
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

If you've been keeping up with the attack on our fine educational establishments.. you might have noticed this study was funded by

"Funding for this study was provided by the Natural Sciences and Engineering Research Council of Canada."



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