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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Fish swimming upriver and bumps his head.
“Dam.”
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The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?

They each got 6 months!
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Old 28.11.2016, 11:34
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Tobias, have you been hoarding? More please
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I cant claim they were my own jokes I am afraid, however here's someone who tells a great gag

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Old 28.11.2016, 21:14
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Oh go on then

What’s E.T. short for?


Because he’s got little legs.
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Why do mice have small balls?


Not many of them know how to dance.
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What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?


Attire.
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terrible terrible terrible jokes
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Boris, the Russian student, buys a computer.

Switches it on.

Computer asks him to type in a password..

Boris types in: 'Stew'

Computer replies: 'Not stroganoff.'
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

What did the cheese say when he looked into the mirror?

Halloumi!
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

This terrible joke has a little back story

I went to the local pet shop to get my dog some salmon dog food (for her joints)
the sweet young lady at the counter convinced me to sign up for their vip card, she was good, While signing up she gave me a little cracker and during small talk i asked her what was in them and she mentioned that she had never opened one, so I asked if she wanted to open it with me, and we did and I noticed no pop and she said oh thats because its pet friendly and inside was a hat (green which is ok because of its eco references but a good communist red would have been just as nice ), a 50p discount coupon and a joke, I started laughing when I read it and told her the joke and we both laughed and agreed it was indeed a terrible joke, she immediately turned around and threw it in the bin

It did remind how glad i am to be english and to be back in a country where I can make small talk again. never did i think i could miss that.

so here, compliments of petsathome


Why did the turkey join the band



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Because it had drumsticks
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