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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I ear that our local Catholic Priest is leaving the clergy... to become a football coach.




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Old 06.12.2016, 22:15
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Old 07.12.2016, 15:22
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Old 07.12.2016, 20:48
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Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in the water?


If it sinks, girl ant.



If it floats, buoyant.
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Old 08.12.2016, 12:18
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

What's the difference between a Fart and Luck?


Not much... try pushing your luck to much and Shit happens!


'ave a good day y'all


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Old 08.12.2016, 12:19
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My jaw dropped this is so terrible.

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Old 08.12.2016, 20:00
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Old 08.12.2016, 20:36
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So good to have you back
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Old 08.12.2016, 22:51
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So good to have you back
Thanks, just forget to wander in here sometimes

Next one:

Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in."

God asks Obama first: “What do you believe?"

He thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my countrymen".

God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Obama , and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Hillary and says, "What do you believe?"

Hillary says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. Like Obama I believe in hard work. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal American."

God is greatly moved by Hillary's high-pitched eloquence, and he offers her a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Trump and says, "And you, Donald, what do you believe?"

Trump replies, "I believe you're in my seat."




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Old 08.12.2016, 22:56
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So good to have you back
Agree completely. What's EF without Swisstree ??? .
@ Swisstree - get your kids adopted, outsource your job and forget about your interests asap.

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Old 08.12.2016, 23:52
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

We need a dinosaur, or two..

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Old 10.12.2016, 13:29
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

terrible and a little swiss themed

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Old 10.12.2016, 20:03
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Old 11.12.2016, 14:20
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

remember, don't be a terrible joke when shopping this christmas

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Old 12.12.2016, 01:35
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Old 12.12.2016, 07:35
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Had to use my discount card to scrape the frost off my car windscreen. I only got 20% off..
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Old 12.12.2016, 19:11
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

not everyone will think this is a terrible joke



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Old 12.12.2016, 19:15
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Thanks for that, Cath.. was just about to eat
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Old 12.12.2016, 19:27
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Thanks for that, Cath.. was just about to eat
Stop looking at pictures here before having dinner, apparantly they either make you drool or put you off
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Old 12.12.2016, 19:32
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