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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Comic Sans walks into a bar and orders a drink.

Barman says, "Sorry, we dont serve your type in here"
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Old 21.12.2016, 10:44
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I have a really good step ladder.

But.. I wish I had my real ladder
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Old 21.12.2016, 18:52
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
A: With an itheberg.
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

"Knock, Knock!"

"Who's there?"

"The doorbell repair man"


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Old 22.12.2016, 08:27
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Old 22.12.2016, 13:55
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

From a FB friend. I take no credit.

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A bank robber pulls out a gun and says " Give me all the money or your geography!"
The puzzled teller replies," Don't ya mean history?"
The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"
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Old 23.12.2016, 19:21
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Old 23.12.2016, 22:23
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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A bank robber pulls out a gun and says " Give me all the money or your geography!"
The puzzled teller replies," Don't ya mean history?"
The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"
The teller adds, "And it is you're"
Which the robber conters with: "And neither the object."
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Old 23.12.2016, 22:28
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Shh! ^Poetic license.. especially when copying and pasting
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Old 23.12.2016, 22:36
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Old 23.12.2016, 23:07
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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The teller adds, "And it is you're"
Which the robber conters with: "And neither the object."
and all of a sudden it makes sense ....
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Old 24.12.2016, 12:12
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Old 28.12.2016, 22:49
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

From FB.

"The best bathroom doors ever!"

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Old 29.12.2016, 20:33
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

terrible but hard not to like it because it has an otter in it

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Its a bit sexist too isn't it
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Old 29.12.2016, 20:38
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From FB.

"The best bathroom doors ever!"

wah, I would have to go in the 'bla' one ?
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Old 30.12.2016, 20:30
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Old 30.12.2016, 20:39
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Old 30.12.2016, 21:50
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wah, I would have to go in the 'bla' one ?
I guess we'll be seeing a survey soon enough.
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

First terrible joke of 2017:

A crab went out to the disco. He danced all night and then he pulled a muscle.
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