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02.01.2017, 02:40
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One for the IT nerds / geeks  |
02.01.2017, 13:43
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Best.Present.Ever or terrible joke?   |
02.01.2017, 14:29
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| | | Quote: | |  | | | | | | | | So, who got it for you, and what are they trying to tell you? 
Tom | Quote: | | | | | One for the IT nerds / geeks | | | | | I prefer 1600x1200. 
Tom | Quote: | | | | | | | | | | Obviously, as otherwise there would be more esses in the third word.
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02.01.2017, 14:42
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| Quote: | | | | | Obviously, as otherwise there would be more esses in the third word.
Tom | | | | | I thought it was "Obviously, since 'I' had already been taken".
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02.01.2017, 15:44
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| Quote: | | | | | I thought it was "Obviously, since 'I' had already been taken". | | | | | However, I think the wrong solution for the last word was "balls". |
02.01.2017, 17:11
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02.01.2017, 18:46
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02.01.2017, 18:50
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Two flies playing soccer in a saucer. One says to the other:
"You & l have to do better than that, we're playing in the cup tomorrow"
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03.01.2017, 10:27
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03.01.2017, 19:24
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05.01.2017, 17:49
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05.01.2017, 18:33
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| Quote: | | | | | | | | | | Swisstree, you are repeating yourself. You already posted this |
05.01.2017, 18:46
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| Quote: | | | | | Swisstree, you are repeating yourself. You already posted this | | | | | Repost!!! Good grief.. need a drink |
05.01.2017, 18:53
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^^^^  |
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I answered the door this morning.
A 6ft beetle punched me in the face & called me a fat tw@t.
Apparently there's a nasty bug going round!
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Everyone asks where's Waldo...nobody asks how is Waldo.
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12.01.2017, 22:08
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| Quote: | | | | | Everyone asks where's Waldo...nobody asks how is Waldo. | | | | | ?
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