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Old 02.01.2017, 03:40
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

One for the IT nerds / geeks
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Old 02.01.2017, 14:43
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Best.Present.Ever or terrible joke?

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Old 02.01.2017, 15:29
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Best.Present.Ever or terrible joke?

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So, who got it for you, and what are they trying to tell you?

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One for the IT nerds / geeks
I prefer 1600x1200.

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Obviously, as otherwise there would be more esses in the third word.

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Old 02.01.2017, 15:42
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Obviously, as otherwise there would be more esses in the third word.

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I thought it was "Obviously, since 'I' had already been taken".
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Old 02.01.2017, 16:44
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I thought it was "Obviously, since 'I' had already been taken".
However, I think the wrong solution for the last word was "balls".
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Old 02.01.2017, 18:11
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Old 02.01.2017, 19:50
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Two flies playing soccer in a saucer. One says to the other:

"You & l have to do better than that, we're playing in the cup tomorrow"
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Old 03.01.2017, 11:27
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Old 03.01.2017, 12:36
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Dry humour...
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Old 03.01.2017, 20:24
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Old 05.01.2017, 18:49
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Old 05.01.2017, 19:33
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Swisstree, you are repeating yourself. You already posted this
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Old 05.01.2017, 19:46
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Swisstree, you are repeating yourself. You already posted this
Repost!!! Good grief.. need a drink
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Old 05.01.2017, 19:53
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Old 07.01.2017, 14:56
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I answered the door this morning.

A 6ft beetle punched me in the face & called me a fat tw@t.

Apparently there's a nasty bug going round!
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Old 12.01.2017, 23:03
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Everyone asks where's Waldo...nobody asks how is Waldo.
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