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Old 16.02.2017, 12:18
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Wasn't sure if this didn't deserve its own thread and poll What do you think?

My dog regularly fartles herself

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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

At least your dog notices, ours does not. I wish we were only fartled, what word describes a canine biochemical weapons attack?
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Old 17.02.2017, 09:27
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Old 17.02.2017, 09:28
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Old 18.02.2017, 20:51
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The car for woman:

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Old 19.02.2017, 10:36
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Old 19.02.2017, 15:12
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My girlfriend said to me, Im sick of you pretending to be a detective. I think we should split up.




I said, Good idea we can cover more ground that way.

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Old 20.02.2017, 12:07
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Every single morning I get hit by the same bike.




Its a vicious cycle.
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Old 20.02.2017, 15:05
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Old 20.02.2017, 17:22
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Q: When is it ok to kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he's standing next to your girl, saying her hair smells nice.
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Old 20.02.2017, 18:07
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Two owls in a barn.

Owl 1: "You will never guess what I've gone and done!"

Owl 2: "What?"

Owl 1: "I've got engaged"

Owl 2: "You twit, to who?"
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Old 21.02.2017, 19:24
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Old 25.02.2017, 09:31
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I just moved house on thurs so this resonated a bit

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Old 01.03.2017, 13:23
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