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16.02.2017, 12:18
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Wasn't sure if this didn't deserve its own thread and poll  What do you think?
My dog regularly fartles herself  |
17.02.2017, 08:26
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At least your dog notices, ours does not. I wish we were only fartled, what word describes a canine biochemical weapons attack?
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17.02.2017, 09:27
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| Quote: | |  | | | At least your dog notices, ours does not. I wish we were only fartled, what word describes a canine biochemical weapons attack? | | | | | snowflake,
two dogs in a two man tent after a day of eating whatever they found in the woods letting one off.  |
17.02.2017, 09:28
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18.02.2017, 20:51
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19.02.2017, 15:12
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My girlfriend said to me, “I’m sick of you pretending to be a detective. I think we should split up.”
I said, “Good idea – we can cover more ground that way.”
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20.02.2017, 12:07
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Every single morning I get hit by the same bike.
It’s a vicious cycle.
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20.02.2017, 15:05
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Q: When is it ok to kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he's standing next to your girl, saying her hair smells nice.
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20.02.2017, 18:07
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Two owls in a barn.
Owl 1: "You will never guess what I've gone and done!"
Owl 2: "What?"
Owl 1: "I've got engaged"
Owl 2: "You twit, to who?"
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21.02.2017, 19:24
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25.02.2017, 09:31
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I just moved house on thurs so this resonated a bit  |
01.03.2017, 13:23
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Starfeck 
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