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Old 01.04.2017, 16:09
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Old 01.04.2017, 16:16
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. Halfway through one looks at the other and says:

Is it just me or does this taste funny?
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Old 01.04.2017, 16:29
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Tastes funny or scary

Baby clowns..

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Old 01.04.2017, 16:37
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. Halfway through one looks at the other and says:

“Is it just me or does this taste funny?”
Well, think that just about tops the scale on this thread. You need currently intellectual stimulation obviously so, try the reverse:

Two clowns are eating a cannibal.

The first clown says to the second "I think we're doing this joke wrong".
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Old 02.04.2017, 18:30
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while harassing a girl. I went straight up to him and punched him on the nose.

No one does that to a girl, not on my watch.
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Old 02.04.2017, 23:05
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Old 03.04.2017, 15:29
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Anyone else hear about the appalling behaviour on Bournemouth beach yesterday? Man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids. Then she smacked him one and it all kicked off. Police turned up and the copper had to use his baton on the bloke, but after a struggle, the bloke got the baton off the copper then he started hitting the copper and the woman with it.

Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages..
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I've got a Blur alarm clock. I always wake up listening to Park Life, except on Wednesdays when I rudely get awakened by the dustmen..
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Old 05.04.2017, 09:38
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Your Turkish Embassy joke is factually wrong....there are no apple computers in our embassy
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I went hiking at the weekend and stupidly packed my dictionary instead of my maps.

I was lost for words..
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Old 09.04.2017, 23:10
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Old 12.04.2017, 13:43
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

If a seagull brings a white baby and a crow brings a black baby,

what brings no baby?




A swallow...
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Old 12.04.2017, 21:04
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Obviously a fake, but it does have some truth....

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