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Old 13.04.2017, 13:04
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Old 13.04.2017, 20:27
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This is so true. Last math question we had in a math book of exercises...was asking how many chillies does one eat, if yady yady. How normal is it to eat many chillies on everyday basis for regular earthlings? Math is great. Weird forced math scenarios confuse the hell out of kids (and their folks).

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Old 14.04.2017, 09:18
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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How normal is it to eat many chillies on everyday basis for regular earthlings?
I find it perfectly normal.

When I make chili, it's basically equal parts chile and meat (and no beans).

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Old 14.04.2017, 09:45
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I find it perfectly normal.

When I make chili, it's basically equal parts chile and meat (and no beans).

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To be fair, she did specify earthlings.
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Old 14.04.2017, 10:39
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To be fair, she did specify earthlings.
There'd be a lot of earth in Chile, I would imagine.
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Old 14.04.2017, 23:40
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
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Old 22.04.2017, 11:02
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Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Mmmm. I enjoy a dollop of racist bullshit with my hot cross buns in the morning.
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Old 22.04.2017, 12:56
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Old 25.04.2017, 21:23
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I can cut a piece of timber just by staring at it.

It's true.. I saw it with my own eyes.
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Old 25.04.2017, 21:36
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Old 25.04.2017, 22:39
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Make sure you get the preposition right in that sentence! Although it still works if you screw it up... so to speak.
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Old 26.04.2017, 03:43
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Old 28.04.2017, 17:03
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Old 28.04.2017, 17:31
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A special dedication...to that sort of male
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I'm opposed to the multitasking concept, but I wish it worked just this once.
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Old 01.05.2017, 14:06
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