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Old 02.05.2017, 22:21
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Old 03.05.2017, 22:59
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Old 05.05.2017, 11:50
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Old 05.05.2017, 12:08
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

The first one - Banksy?
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Old 07.05.2017, 12:57
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A funny thing happened during a concert by the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra last night.

The fella playing the triangle disappeared.
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Old 07.05.2017, 15:05
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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A funny thing happened during a concert by the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra last night.

The fella playing the triangle disappeared.
Goodness, never realised that the title "terrible jokes" was meant literally.

Will now return to my everyday Swiss life (although, if the quote was from your kids then that's so cool). Go Hants comedy - the Swiss have no sense of humour apparently, according to recent threads.
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Old 07.05.2017, 19:07
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Old 08.05.2017, 18:26
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Goodness, never realised that the title "terrible jokes" was meant literally.

Will now return to my everyday Swiss life (although, if the quote was from your kids then that's so cool). Go Hants comedy - the Swiss have no sense of humour apparently, according to recent threads.
Yes, but it's wonderfully terrible

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Old 09.05.2017, 22:41
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Old 10.05.2017, 21:25
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Old 10.05.2017, 23:51
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

In the meantime...
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Old 16.05.2017, 12:08
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Sometimes you need to stand back to get the full picture.

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Old 16.05.2017, 12:25
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.

I shouted - "Where you off to Charlie?"

He said, "I'm off to change a light bulb."

Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing, then said, "That's gonna be a bit awkward innit?"

"Not really." he said. "I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard."

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Old 16.05.2017, 12:31
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A Duck stands by the side of the road waiting to cross.

A chicken comes up next to him and says

"Mate, don't bother, you won't hear the end of it".
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

For all Chemistry Profressional, a good idea to celebrate something.
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Old 19.05.2017, 12:30
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Teacher: "What is your favourite letter of the alphabet?"

Student: "The letter G, Miss"

Teacher: "Why is that, Angus?"
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Old 19.05.2017, 13:46
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

and the thread lives up to it's title..
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Old 19.05.2017, 18:26
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," He responded.

"Oh, killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
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