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Old 20.05.2017, 18:34
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

knock, knock

-who's there?

terrible

-terrible who?

terrible joke
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Old 22.05.2017, 09:55
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

lost in translation
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Old 22.05.2017, 13:51
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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There's a few of those knocking about. German place names are often good for a laugh for English-speakers.
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Old 22.05.2017, 13:51
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Rumantsch sometimes works well, too.
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Old 22.05.2017, 13:52
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

And England itself has a wonderful stock of laughable place names.
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Old 22.05.2017, 18:47
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Old 22.05.2017, 19:03
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Old 28.05.2017, 17:03
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

My local cafe is serving Oasis soup.

You get a a roll with it.
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Old 28.05.2017, 21:23
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

COP :
whose car is this?
where are you headed?
What do you do?

MINER :
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Old 29.05.2017, 11:30
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Old 30.05.2017, 13:34
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Would a Lion cheat on his wife?

No, but a Tiger Wood...
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Old 31.05.2017, 21:58
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Old 31.05.2017, 22:14
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Not sure whether you've been on the bottle lately or whether I have
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Old 31.05.2017, 22:34
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Not sure whether you've been on the bottle lately or whether I have
The pic is a bit small..

On the car is written infiniti.. now read the number plate
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Old 31.05.2017, 23:28
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Heathrow Approach Control: "United 329 Heavy, your traffic is a Fokker F-27, one o'clock,3 miles, eastbound."
United 329: "Thank you... we've got that Fokker in sight."
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Old 01.06.2017, 00:16
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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The pic is a bit small..

On the car is written infiniti.. now read the number plate
Reminds me of this one:
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Old 01.06.2017, 23:55
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

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Reminds me of this one:
Maybe my English is just getting bad after so long here, but I'm not getting either of them
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Old 02.06.2017, 00:10
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Maybe my English is just getting bad after so long here, but I'm not getting either of them
Look at the bottom of the license plate holder, it says Impala, the car model...which is almost like Vlad the Impaler (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_the_Impaler)...you know, Dracula or Richdog, depending on whom you ask.
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Old 02.06.2017, 00:26
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Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Infiniti Nbeeyon Ascot???

May California Vlad The Impala (or Impaler)???

@ZuriRollt, I’m with you on these!
Perhaps it's cultural.
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Old 02.06.2017, 00:51
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Infiniti Nbeeyon Ascot???

May California Vlad The Impala (or Impaler)???

@ZuriRollt, I’m with you on these!
Perhaps it's cultural.
Here Doro...Toy Story, nothing to do with Ascot.

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