Go Back   English Forum Switzerland > Off-Topic > Off-Topic > Jokes/funnies
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #2321  
Old 20.05.2017, 19:34
pilatus1's Avatar
Forum Veteran
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Milky Way
Posts: 1,439
Groaned at 150 Times in 100 Posts
Thanked 3,883 Times in 1,546 Posts
pilatus1 has a reputation beyond reputepilatus1 has a reputation beyond reputepilatus1 has a reputation beyond reputepilatus1 has a reputation beyond reputepilatus1 has a reputation beyond reputepilatus1 has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

knock, knock

-who's there?

terrible

-terrible who?

terrible joke
Reply With Quote
  #2322  
Old 22.05.2017, 10:55
starmir's Avatar
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Kanton Zurich
Posts: 335
Groaned at 2 Times in 1 Post
Thanked 311 Times in 138 Posts
starmir has an excellent reputationstarmir has an excellent reputationstarmir has an excellent reputationstarmir has an excellent reputation
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

lost in translation
Attached Thumbnails
repertoire-terrible-jokes-i-challenge-you-bar.jpg  
Reply With Quote
  #2323  
Old 22.05.2017, 14:51
22 yards's Avatar
Only in moderation
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Basel-Land
Posts: 7,836
Groaned at 230 Times in 185 Posts
Thanked 14,397 Times in 5,934 Posts
22 yards has a reputation beyond repute22 yards has a reputation beyond repute22 yards has a reputation beyond repute22 yards has a reputation beyond repute22 yards has a reputation beyond repute22 yards has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Quote:
Originally Posted by starmir View Post
lost in translation
There's a few of those knocking about. German place names are often good for a laugh for English-speakers.
Attached Thumbnails
repertoire-terrible-jokes-i-challenge-you-a1.jpg  
Reply With Quote
  #2324  
Old 22.05.2017, 14:51
22 yards's Avatar
Only in moderation
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Basel-Land
Posts: 7,836
Groaned at 230 Times in 185 Posts
Thanked 14,397 Times in 5,934 Posts
22 yards has a reputation beyond repute22 yards has a reputation beyond repute22 yards has a reputation beyond repute22 yards has a reputation beyond repute22 yards has a reputation beyond repute22 yards has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Rumantsch sometimes works well, too.
Attached Thumbnails
repertoire-terrible-jokes-i-challenge-you-a2.jpg  
Reply With Quote
  #2325  
Old 22.05.2017, 14:52
22 yards's Avatar
Only in moderation
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Basel-Land
Posts: 7,836
Groaned at 230 Times in 185 Posts
Thanked 14,397 Times in 5,934 Posts
22 yards has a reputation beyond repute22 yards has a reputation beyond repute22 yards has a reputation beyond repute22 yards has a reputation beyond repute22 yards has a reputation beyond repute22 yards has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

And England itself has a wonderful stock of laughable place names.
Attached Thumbnails
repertoire-terrible-jokes-i-challenge-you-a3.jpg  
Reply With Quote
  #2326  
Old 22.05.2017, 19:47
CathHarmony's Avatar
Forum Veteran
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Best City, Greatest Nation
Posts: 1,408
Groaned at 198 Times in 110 Posts
Thanked 1,207 Times in 640 Posts
CathHarmony has a reputation beyond reputeCathHarmony has a reputation beyond reputeCathHarmony has a reputation beyond reputeCathHarmony has a reputation beyond reputeCathHarmony has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

repertoire-terrible-jokes-i-challenge-you-screen-shot-2017-05-22-17.45.38.png
Reply With Quote
  #2327  
Old 22.05.2017, 20:03
Swisstree's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Hants/ZH
Posts: 2,568
Groaned at 39 Times in 29 Posts
Thanked 5,833 Times in 1,961 Posts
Swisstree has a reputation beyond reputeSwisstree has a reputation beyond reputeSwisstree has a reputation beyond reputeSwisstree has a reputation beyond reputeSwisstree has a reputation beyond reputeSwisstree has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

repertoire-terrible-jokes-i-challenge-you-4-11-1.jpg
Reply With Quote
  #2328  
Old 28.05.2017, 18:03
Swisstree's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Hants/ZH
Posts: 2,568
Groaned at 39 Times in 29 Posts
Thanked 5,833 Times in 1,961 Posts
Swisstree has a reputation beyond reputeSwisstree has a reputation beyond reputeSwisstree has a reputation beyond reputeSwisstree has a reputation beyond reputeSwisstree has a reputation beyond reputeSwisstree has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

My local cafe is serving Oasis soup.

You get a a roll with it.
Reply With Quote
  #2329  
Old 28.05.2017, 22:23
sva's Avatar
sva sva is offline
Forum Veteran
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: V/G, FR
Posts: 958
Groaned at 23 Times in 14 Posts
Thanked 701 Times in 355 Posts
sva has a reputation beyond reputesva has a reputation beyond reputesva has a reputation beyond reputesva has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

COP :
whose car is this?
where are you headed?
What do you do?

MINER :
mine
Reply With Quote
  #2330  
Old 29.05.2017, 12:30
marton's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Kt. Zürich
Posts: 9,097
Groaned at 312 Times in 268 Posts
Thanked 12,858 Times in 7,090 Posts
marton has a reputation beyond reputemarton has a reputation beyond reputemarton has a reputation beyond reputemarton has a reputation beyond reputemarton has a reputation beyond reputemarton has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Attached Thumbnails
repertoire-terrible-jokes-i-challenge-you-christianus.jpg  
Reply With Quote
  #2331  
Old 30.05.2017, 14:34
starmir's Avatar
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Kanton Zurich
Posts: 335
Groaned at 2 Times in 1 Post
Thanked 311 Times in 138 Posts
starmir has an excellent reputationstarmir has an excellent reputationstarmir has an excellent reputationstarmir has an excellent reputation
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Would a Lion cheat on his wife?

No, but a Tiger Wood...
Reply With Quote
  #2332  
Old 31.05.2017, 22:58
Swisstree's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Hants/ZH
Posts: 2,568
Groaned at 39 Times in 29 Posts
Thanked 5,833 Times in 1,961 Posts
Swisstree has a reputation beyond reputeSwisstree has a reputation beyond reputeSwisstree has a reputation beyond reputeSwisstree has a reputation beyond reputeSwisstree has a reputation beyond reputeSwisstree has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

repertoire-terrible-jokes-i-challenge-you-414296.jpg
Reply With Quote
  #2333  
Old 31.05.2017, 23:14
ZuriRollt's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Zürich
Posts: 3,645
Groaned at 93 Times in 68 Posts
Thanked 4,149 Times in 1,835 Posts
ZuriRollt has a reputation beyond reputeZuriRollt has a reputation beyond reputeZuriRollt has a reputation beyond reputeZuriRollt has a reputation beyond reputeZuriRollt has a reputation beyond reputeZuriRollt has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Swisstree View Post
Not sure whether you've been on the bottle lately or whether I have
Reply With Quote
  #2334  
Old 31.05.2017, 23:34
Swisstree's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Hants/ZH
Posts: 2,568
Groaned at 39 Times in 29 Posts
Thanked 5,833 Times in 1,961 Posts
Swisstree has a reputation beyond reputeSwisstree has a reputation beyond reputeSwisstree has a reputation beyond reputeSwisstree has a reputation beyond reputeSwisstree has a reputation beyond reputeSwisstree has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Quote:
Originally Posted by ZuriRollt View Post
Not sure whether you've been on the bottle lately or whether I have
The pic is a bit small..

On the car is written infiniti.. now read the number plate
Reply With Quote
  #2335  
Old 01.06.2017, 00:28
Castro's Avatar
à la mod
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Basel-Land of Smiles
Posts: 5,203
Groaned at 108 Times in 86 Posts
Thanked 15,003 Times in 4,842 Posts
Castro has a reputation beyond reputeCastro has a reputation beyond reputeCastro has a reputation beyond reputeCastro has a reputation beyond reputeCastro has a reputation beyond reputeCastro has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Heathrow Approach Control: "United 329 Heavy, your traffic is a Fokker F-27, one o'clock,3 miles, eastbound."
United 329: "Thank you... we've got that Fokker in sight."
Reply With Quote
  #2336  
Old 01.06.2017, 01:16
FunnyBone's Avatar
Forum Veteran
 
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Earth
Posts: 682
Groaned at 35 Times in 25 Posts
Thanked 966 Times in 453 Posts
FunnyBone has a reputation beyond reputeFunnyBone has a reputation beyond reputeFunnyBone has a reputation beyond reputeFunnyBone has a reputation beyond reputeFunnyBone has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Swisstree View Post
The pic is a bit small..

On the car is written infiniti.. now read the number plate
Reminds me of this one:
Attached Thumbnails
repertoire-terrible-jokes-i-challenge-you-vlad-impala-license-plate.jpg  
Reply With Quote
  #2337  
Old 02.06.2017, 00:55
ZuriRollt's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Zürich
Posts: 3,645
Groaned at 93 Times in 68 Posts
Thanked 4,149 Times in 1,835 Posts
ZuriRollt has a reputation beyond reputeZuriRollt has a reputation beyond reputeZuriRollt has a reputation beyond reputeZuriRollt has a reputation beyond reputeZuriRollt has a reputation beyond reputeZuriRollt has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Quote:
Originally Posted by FunnyBone View Post
Reminds me of this one:
Maybe my English is just getting bad after so long here, but I'm not getting either of them
Reply With Quote
  #2338  
Old 02.06.2017, 01:10
lost_inbroad's Avatar
Unbridled Mod
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Town or region
Posts: 10,936
Groaned at 622 Times in 403 Posts
Thanked 14,476 Times in 5,724 Posts
lost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Quote:
Originally Posted by ZuriRollt View Post
Maybe my English is just getting bad after so long here, but I'm not getting either of them
Look at the bottom of the license plate holder, it says Impala, the car model...which is almost like Vlad the Impaler (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_the_Impaler)...you know, Dracula or Richdog, depending on whom you ask.
Reply With Quote
  #2339  
Old 02.06.2017, 01:26
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: ZH
Posts: 4,208
Groaned at 27 Times in 25 Posts
Thanked 5,747 Times in 2,350 Posts
doropfiz has a reputation beyond reputedoropfiz has a reputation beyond reputedoropfiz has a reputation beyond reputedoropfiz has a reputation beyond reputedoropfiz has a reputation beyond reputedoropfiz has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Infiniti Nbeeyon Ascot???

May California Vlad The Impala (or Impaler)???

@ZuriRollt, I’m with you on these!
Perhaps it's cultural.
Reply With Quote
  #2340  
Old 02.06.2017, 01:51
lost_inbroad's Avatar
Unbridled Mod
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Town or region
Posts: 10,936
Groaned at 622 Times in 403 Posts
Thanked 14,476 Times in 5,724 Posts
lost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Repertoire of terrible jokes [I challenge you]

Quote:
Originally Posted by doropfiz View Post
Infiniti Nbeeyon Ascot???

May California Vlad The Impala (or Impaler)???

@ZuriRollt, I’m with you on these!
Perhaps it's cultural.
Here Doro...Toy Story, nothing to do with Ascot.

Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
funnies, punography




Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
EF Challenge: Number plate cushions litespeed Transportation/driving 42 30.08.2013 23:54
Website Challenge Lob Jokes/funnies 38 01.07.2008 22:01
I think I may be making a terrible mistake !! gypsy21 Daily life 66 27.04.2007 00:09
Ski Challenge Nickj General off-topic 0 04.12.2006 13:33


All times are GMT +2. The time now is 13:25.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
LinkBacks Enabled by vBSEO 3.1.0